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@KevOnStage You were 110% gonna fold. No use putting up a fight

I folded

@KevOnStage He asked her out and didn’t talk to her at all for 2 days. Of course he needed to confirm in that case. Anyone who has done app dating knows how much nonsense happens there. Ghosting, standing up, overall BS

Dating: Who’s in the wrong?

@solomonmissouri Let me go buy a pair now

Pin this date … 18 months from now … shoes gone be made of packing peanuts and toddler tears

@BombshellCole Spaghetti is a meal in my house now but I grew up in the South where it is a side dish to some fish or chicken. So maybe I too have been on this side of town too long

So my mom and sister wanted to come over today for dinner, right? I told them I’m making spaghetti. They asked with what else? I said salad and garlic bread. They said, “and what meat?” Baby, the ground beef is the meat. My sister said I been on my side of town too long. I’m sorry 😂😂 I’ve made a separate meat a handful of times. Is spaghetti a main dish or a side in your home?

@talleyberrybaby Extra insane cause the cookie dough you get from the grocery store is only like 80 calories for 1 cookie. Instead he made egg fluff 😕

That bitch ripped like a piece of college ruled notebook paper i know you fuckin lying

@ProfAlang Congratulations and Happy New Year! Many blessings for many years to come!

@ravenscimaven Do you have another recommendation for braiding hair? I try to limit using it but really need an alternative

As a scientist + Black woman, I have made a personal decision to stop using plastic synthetic braiding hair. In a world where so many odds are stacked against us, this was a threat that was easy to eliminate. We need more regulation and research. Sources in next tweet.

@PrawdPoppa716 I pace around my apartment to get my steps in like a lunatic 🤷🏽‍♀️

When y'all brush y'all teeth, do you stand straight up at the sink like in the movies or do you lean on the sink like you gotta bad back?

@AvQueenBenet 😯🙃 I thought I saw a few months back that you had some family things going on and haven’t seen you as much on the TL BUT the well wishes still stand! You’ve been my internet auntie for a while & it’s always good to run across your content.

@olimo_23 Thank you. I never left! LOL

I did NOT see that one coming! Nor was it on my 2024 bingo card. LOL cc: @munnikrishnan

They pay us once a month over here 😩

@RodTaggart Happy Birthday young blood! Sending love to you and the family 💕

@MrsBundrige Thank you for sharing. I’m also working on this in therapy

@creoletee lol and this is tame cause it doesn’t include the cousins who got married and the offshoots of children from outside the marriage(s)

@TheBaddestMitch I was waiting for “As a BLACK man you can’t be doing what your little friends do”

Frozone’s Wife When He Comes Home Late 😂❄️ Justice for Honey! She was trying to help 😭 #theincredibles

@SpencerSays Congratulations Spencer!

happy pride getting gay married today

@MsCaShawn Our boxer mix did the same thing at that age, now he will do his zoomies for about 5 minutes and literally hops back in the house 😂 It will get better with age

Introverts after 10 minutes into an office event

@sheermean @BrooklandBridge TBF we all chose the bear

Black bear near 14 & Newton NE in Brookland (animal control called) @BrooklandBridge

@theheatherhogan When people say the east coast is “Kind but not nice”, this is what they mean