thegoat

In case my teams have success in the future and I’m accused of bandwagoning I’m a Vikings and thunder fan

@billythetool_ I love doomscrolling at my desk

2 weeks into my internship here’s what I’ve learned: - I was born to be a SoundCloud rapper. - Farting at the desk is risky.

@billythetool_ Thank you Billy! What a day, hope to see you soon!

Congrats to my guy @plqkishim on graduating. “Run away, free yourself from the shackles of society.” - The Pandas Friend

"I hate how OKC plays basketball" and it's 2011 Barca passing

Just imagine… The Thunder are getting blown out in Game 5 of a 2-2 series, and Shai, (who in the previous series threw a vicious elbow and didn’t even get fined for it), whispers something to Dort and JWill, and they proceed to check in and throw two cheap shots on a key player in garbage time. Now imagine Shai skipping media availability after the biggest loss of the season. What would the discourse be? There’s a double standard with Wemby!

Aaron Wiggins legacy game incoming

@ptv1984 They can’t be that good

3 and 1/3 chicken biscuits

What’d the Arizona head coach tell his players at halftime, keep doing what you’re doing?

Arizona is playing some of the worst basketball I have ever witnessed, my eyes are bleeding.

Leave the goddamn kids at home man. The airport is NO place for them. #damn #stopcryingbaby

@billythetool_ 😴

Don’t sleep on LIU #FINSUP

@billythetool_ Looking handsome Bill!

Face reveal…

Last night reminded me of my favorite Arizona Cardinals running back because it was Bam’s Knight

Bam Adebayo dropping 83 deadass might go down as the funniest and most random thing ever

@billythetool_ @midaqih Average Mondays for guys like us Billy, we can both relate.

@midaqih I’ve seen @plqkishim in this situation a million times.

Clavicular realized this was his moment and that life was at its peak 😌✨

@drewwall_ How do you not know how old you were on a certain date?

3.5 years ago, the start of everything wow. Think i was 16 in this lol

Left @ThePack

I haven’t brushed my teeth since last year 🤣

@billythetool_ Thank you Billy! This means the world coming from you, truly. Hope all is well with the family! Tell Jacques I saw hi.

Congrats to my guy @plqkishim on his acceptance to college. You are about to enter a very interesting time in your life. Before you know it you will be questioning your entire existence and place in the world. Excited for what’s to come for you “The Goat”, enjoy it.

Bryce Young has so much fun playing football

We are just a bad football team.