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Última hora Irán está destruyendo el Muro de las Lamentaciones con misiles balísticos. El muro donde líderes pedófilos lo besaron, vendiéndose al diablo. El único presidente que no besó el muro fue J.F.Kennedy, y fue asesinado.🎯

@gotrice2024 Race mixing killed it for me before I even read the whole Tweet

A man just surprised his wife with a new home. It was bigger and nicer than where they were currently staying. He took her for a tour of their new home, as we can see she was very excited about it. Then she finds out that he was able to only get the loan for the house in his name only. Being married she’s still entitled to half if anything happened, however she wasn’t happy about this and insists that he bought the home for her and that it should only be in her name. Her request seemed a little nearsighted and selfish, but does it also raise a red flag about her intentions?

@worldranking_ You know what to do, goons

@Freedom_Toons That dude looks like a hotel chair sitter

Did their kid hit someone and get hit back or something

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Fight techno-fascism with DEI! Turn two of the oligarchy's most powerful tools against each other

🚨BREAKING Essex police have TURNED OFF their live facial recognition cameras as they were catching too many black people 🇬🇧 They have also admitted that it was EXTREMELY rare the cameras would pick somebody up who WASN’T on the watchlist. They put up cameras to catch bad people, the cameras caught the bad people who happened to be predominantly black so they turned the cameras off 😑

Farewell to Chuck Norris. Who never did push ups. He did "Earth presses"

@mask_bastard I'll start 🙋‍♂️

say something nice about Sarah Silverman

@SoveyX That is officially enough internet for today

I think I’ve officially reached the end of the Internet. Stay inside. It’s weird out there.

@elonmusk @grok too many "grok make it sexy" requests

It’s probably been a tough day for @grok

@Geniustechw 'dat adrenochrome

Shania Twain is 60 years old. Do you think it is appropriate for her to perform in an outfit like that?

@PlanetOfMemes Nothing to see here, just Florida things...

Let's see how things are going in Florida. Good lawd. 😬

@timecaptales He was the only one Bruce Lee wouldn't fight

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@LibOrNormal I don't know which I find less attractive: the obesity or the stupid tattoos

Is this Attractive?!

@Rightanglenews "teen"

BREAKING - Police in Atlanta are receiving massive applause after announcing they will arrest and charge parents of “teens” caught engaging in the planned “teen takeovers” this weekend in their city, with many saying they want to see similar crackdowns in their own communities.

@ClownWorld Unpopular opinion: we shouldn't have school zones at all as kids shouldn't be dumb enough to wander around the street in traffic in the first place

Man's decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

@elonmusk @grok Based Grok disagrees

With @Grok, we keep the honest versions and kill the bad transformers (I believe they are called “Decepticons”)

#Litecoin has hit $55.84, but we are facing some resistance there. Expect it to feel out the lower vacuum zone to $51.92. #crypto tradingview.com/x/0FBO6QK7/

#Ethereum is testing $2143. We seem to have great support under this level at $2087. The next target above is $2232. #crypto tradingview.com/x/CSJpuElR/

#Bitcoin hit $70.6K, but turned sharply south. The KMI have turned as wekk, and the next target below is $68.6K. #CryptoCommunity tradingview.com/x/pW4Hyx1M/

The $DXY edged above 99.40, and apepars to be making a run for 98.82, the next target, but expect resistance. This is confirmed by red triangles on the KRI. $USDX #forex tradingview.com/x/JcPOxEVz/