ROBINROBINROBIN!!!

dan and phil are real

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

dan implying he stopped wearing skinny jeans because they were too annoying to take off with all the sex he was having is probably the funniest thing ever btw

i don’t want to know why i’m the banner for yaoi day but cheers to all who celebrate

literally them lolol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE TERRORIST

i threw my phone

happy tory annihilation day may there be a spring in your step and the thrill of vengeance running hot in your veins as you go to vote these twats into oblivion

btw this means the world to me

despite everything, it’s still you

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😍😍😍

dan and phil when i get you

I AM SEEING DAN AND PHIL IN LONDON FRIDAY 24TH JANUARY 2025

just realised the acronym for the ‘terrible influence tour’ is TIT

DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

we are sorry

we sang we yapped we sinned and our charity stream raised over $83,000 for palestine AGAIN - thank you for making this the most special birthday of my life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @danielhowell here’s some of the most normal pics I took of you this year