Daniel Howell

HARD LAUNCH the dan and phil podcast - dropping every monday on youtube.com/danandphil or wherever you like to listen

@rivisnotonfire the way my heart accelerated and i ran over there how dare you

@danielhowell opinions on your current wikipedia photo??

phil made the bed wet and i slept in it MALE PODCAST 19 HAS HIT THE STREETS youtu.be/XzAluTFhtA0

@wadinofs are you manifesting our downfall? i banish your energy

@danielhowell no red ball today smh WORST BIRTHDAY EVER !!!!!!!!!

@littlephreak i parasocially just want all my boys to get a champ trophy so i'd be happy with george or charles or anyone

@danielhowell need to know who you’re rooting for this f1 season

@philsdykes invest in phils soggy sack therapy bar come get your damp naps

@danielhowell lowkey digging the womb simulator idea take me back

@philsdykes i have actually been called "dani" before and the implication was devastating

@danielhowell have u considered your online friends might call you dani snot fire

@woeismefl tell them the pope said they're cringe

@danielhowell I fought a nun on whatsapp once bc she kept sending baby jesus ai slop to my mum

@jessie_ttpd and he almost filmed himself wang out we've got to protect this man

@danielhowell Dont let the guy who fell asleep in a deprivation tank gaslight you into saying the bed is just cold

@jinniehun we have many phil just decided to do 'one big wash' of all them at midnight because he's smart

@danielhowell obsessed with you owning only one set of bedsheets

@ylissebian phil just has the aura of a hamster breeder i'm sure that's what he detected

@danielhowell while i was playing the episode this morning my brother’s hamster skib (short for skibidi) burrowed up out of his bedding and stared at me the whole time. do you think the hamster is a fujoshi

@jhsphobia @AmazingPhil devastating time to shut it down

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil the patreon has 67 posts

BOYFRIEND BALLS BATTLE youtu.be/cvIWFh6t4NQ

@foolsdnp he's laughing little timmy is crying in the playground and he's laughing

@danielhowell the idea of this little guy telling you i hope you die on your birthday

@dnpkiki sending hot takes to the hard launch podcast

@danielhowell got this ad under your tweet and was wondering what you think I should pick

@moonynstars you can commit a crime in broad day light and get away with it god bless

@danielhowell asserting dominance by watching this at full volume in the living room bc my mom doesn't understand english

@asunahowell using the power of his higher education for violence

@danielhowell “it says…dan is annoying” wasted

@snoopyphils these are relevant tags

@danielhowell what the fuck is your problem dude

live stream time come celebrate the death of winter with dipple and pipple youtube.com/danandphil

@giuspeaknow who no pregnant you or phil answer me

@danielhowell ARGENTINA FUCKING MENTIONEDDDDD

PHRESH UPLOAD ALERT!! Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 9 youtu.be/8YHLB18QXxE

@jessie_ttpd is this technically a professional illustration commission

@danielhowell Saily must really love yall cause wtf is this