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@victimizir I do but I’ve never had one so idk but it sounds like the perfect woman

do guys actually like clingy girls or just say that?

@TouchlineX What do those colours have to do with Germany?

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Germany's new away shirt for the World Cup! 🇩🇪

@shyygirlmae People like that aren’t the way they are by choice. Just be yourself they may seem to have the best lives but behind closed doors who knows how they live with themselves.

@ryanyoder360 should i just become evil then 😭

why do the worst people always end up having the best lives bro???

@HawkEmDownChris James may, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson

Without googling, can you name a famous trio?

@sm0ltiddyg0thgf Genuinely good quote, sorry though.

Put me in a room with the only 2 guys ive dated since beginning of 2025, give me a gun with 2 bullets, and watch me shoot myself twice

@RyanAFournier All women are Evil heartless liars.

Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀 You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸

@nomodeath They are all evil heartless liars.

Why are women so secretive about who they're dating 😭😭

@bunnymitaka Behind every great man is a better woman. It will 100% fix your life.

A girlfriend isn’t gonna fix your life btw

@lady_valor_07 I’d just be happy to have someone to come home to

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?🤔

@tiaradraws Mines Haunter

why is every man’s favorite pokemon gengar? 😭 can someone explain this phenomenon to me please

@big_yemm Hell the fuck no

Men strictly based on your face card, can you pull women?

@WeTheThunderPod 0-4 probably

It's a late night with the Bolts week. What will the Bolts record be this week? We're thinking 3-1 WE THE THUNDER is back live right im the middle Wednesday at 8pm.

@TBLightning @LightningFDN Stop this nonsense and play hockey

Our final design as part of our Local Artist Collaboration is here! Tracey Jones created this custom Pride jersey design ahead of our game on March 26 where bids will begin at the arena and online.

@zaypod138 Wish he stilled played for Bayern

🚨 Robert Lewandowski’s dating history.. 2007 Anna Stachurska 🇵🇱 (19yrs) 2011 Anna Stachurska 🇵🇱 (22yrs) 2013 Anna Lewandowska 🇵🇱 (24yrs) 2016 Anna Lewandowska 🇵🇱 (27yrs) 2022 Anna Lewandowska 🇵🇱 (33yrs) 2024 Anna Lewandowska 🇵🇱 (35yrs) 2026 Anna Lewandowska 🇵🇱....Show more

@PolymarketSport As a Bayern fan this is just depressing

🚨JUST IN: Bayern Munich have a 99.6% chance to advance past Atalanta in the Champions League. Bayern have 0 goalkeepers available for the second leg match... $100 on Atlanta pays out $10,740.76 on Polymarket

@clerpatriot Used to like this dude, now he’s just a joke.

Literally NO ONE looks excited to see Ben stiller. He launched a soda line and did a public appearance at a grocery store, and notice everyone is ignoring him except the camera man 😆

@HawkEmDownChris Jason Kendall

Age yourself by naming an MLB catcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Yadier Molina.

@phresh_arrow Yeah no, women never have or ever will “flirt” with me they are just being nice/polite

Being a man in your 30’s is interesting. You have girls born in 2003, 1990 and 1975 flirting with you.

@Footballtweet Ughhh gonna lose again

😳🇩🇪 Unbelievable situation at Bayern ahead of their Champions League return leg — ALL their goalkeepers are injured. Sven Ulreich picked up a tear against Leverkusen yesterday and is ruled out of the clash with Atalanta. Manuel Neuer is also sidelined, while Jonas Urbig cannot play after suffering a concussion in the first leg of the Round of 16. 🤕 ‼️ And it gets even crazier — U19 goalkeeper Leon Klanac has also been injured. As things stand, Bayern are set to call up U19 backup goalkeeper Leonard Prescott, a 1.96m tall 16-year old, to the squad. 💎🧤