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Side stroke+ Neck grab combo 😮‍💨

I’ll never regret someone that I had an amazing time and experience with. Even if we fall off. You made my life special at a certain time. We grew together, even if we grew apart.Thank you.

I don't want you to pull out

How to say “okie dokie” in corporate

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

As a big, white, bearded, dude I’m occasionally mistaken for MAGA which can result in some awkward moments. I was standing in line at a pharmacy today when the guy next to me noticed a young woman who was picking up a prescription. Without missing a beat, he nodded toward the women, chuckled conspiratorially, and said that birth control was a sin.

I stopped pretending to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny. It sounds like a small thing, right? But I used to do it all the time, at school, at family gatherings, even with friends. One day, I just… didn’t. Someone cracked a joke, everyone laughed, and I simply sat there. It felt awkward for about two seconds. Then I realized nobody actually cared that much. Now, if something’s funny, I laugh. If it’s not, I don’t fake it. Life feels a little more honest that way.

Crazy brawl between teens at the mail

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn't even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52's hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

To my future kids: If I find weed in your room, I'm smoking it.

“im gonna lock in this year” i say as my mental health is getting bad again meaning its js another repeat from last year

Friends are soulmates too. There is so much love in a real and genuine friendship.

buying weed off my dad like a white people be like post just to feel something

Those chicks looks like it’s been in existence for 30+ years😑

Pov: the coworker that has done absolutely nothing all day is leaving early...

unfortunately, diet, exercise, and waking up at the crack of dawn DOES dramatically improve the quality of your life.

When you realise that going slow is the secret to a regulated nervous system.

Don't touch me if you do this I'm fucking get back my revenge my type:

what happens when you cum at an orgy? do you just go sit out and watch like you've been shot in a paintball game and you're waiting for the next round?

The bromance between Michael Jackson and Chris Tucker feels so genuine and heartwarming. I’m truly glad he had a loyal, hilarious friend who genuinely loved and supported him through all the hate and lies he endured in his lifetime.