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Real nigga rule #1: If it’s fuck me now, it’s fuck me forever. No takebacks

Biker is not happy about this male Karens driving

Y'all really wait for New Year's to cut people off? I do it July 14th or whenever tf I want

men will visibly be falling asleep then deny it as if their lives depend on it

i will restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favourite part

Apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born via c-section by the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

I think eye contact is one of the most underrated forms of flirting.

You start using insults instead of logic in a debate, it’s already over.

i hate seeing newborn/fresh ass babies in tv or movies like who tf is donating their minute old babies to production like i need to get to the bottom of this fr

You ever dated somebody that makes you h0rny as soon as you see them?

Mickey mouse couldn't believe his eyes

noticing that you don’t really hold that much weight in somebody’s heart is humbling like oh!

i shouldn’t have to repeatedly tell you i don’t like something.

Every day I get closer to never speaking again

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

To be honest, it’s only when i’m broke you can annoy me. If i have money i just assume that’s how poor people behave

Idc how busy your schedule is , if you can't shoot me a lil text you ain't for me

thank God i’m me n i’m nothin like u

Not a single one of you btches would survive a philosophy course. Your brain can’t handle that people don’t all think like you.

"You look happier!" That’s what happens when you start saying NO without guilt.