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BREAKING: New Jersey Governor reveals a software error registered roughly 6,600 noncitizens to vote.

I am taking the most wicked shit ever in this Starbucks bathroom

I’m not impressed when immigrants say they’ve “integrated” because I’m a larper at heart. I know I’d go harder than all of them. If I moved to England, I’d smoke a pipe. In Ireland, I’d speak Irish and dress like a leprechaun. The least these people could do is wear whiteface.

BREAKING: U.S. freezes >$1 billion in Medicaid payments to California & Minnesota amid a federal fraud review.

The arrest of Khalid Ahmed Satary and return to the U.S. is the third Most Wanted Fraudster capture from this FBI and our partners in just 5 weeks – continuing the historic run of success for this new initiative. Satary was indicted in 2019 on charges on Health Care Fraud Conspiracy, allegedly stealing $547 million from 2016-2019 by fraudulently billing Medicare for expensive and medically unnecessary genetic tests, using deceptive marketing campaigns, illegal kickbacks, and bribes. This is another subject who exploited a program dedicated to helping our most vulnerable and instead stole for himself. Satary has been on the run since 2022, but we got him thanks to great work and coordination from the interagency and our overseas partners.    This is just the latest example showing President Trump’s and Vice President Vance’s White House Task Force to Eliminate Fraud will not be deterred in our mission to track down each and every fraudster who allegedly steals from American taxpayers. And it’s yet another high value target returned from overseas by this FBI - the 27th such transfer since June.