Oluwafemi 😎

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference 🙏.

Can we please stop using fraud related lingo to name our fintechs Especially when you hope to be “international with it”

Podz??? Why??? Melton please

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Genz no even care if small pikin no greet am Just no disrespect am, na there wahala go dey😂

the male URGE to say BRO in a good convo when i’m talking to a girl 😭😂

@Benice191 @GangSign4 Weyrey, I don't know what you're talking about 😂

@GangSign4 @stan4hours showed me light ☺️

Frosh @Benice191 wan start older women gimmick at age 35🤣🤣🤣

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I just use 30k carry my sister comot, we done chop life tire. If na one babe I carry comot now, the least 100k for done comot and she for call am bare minimum. Family>>>>

😂😂 Scottie Barnes, I'm dead 😂😂

Then you've not heard Egbon Olise's commentary 😂

The day a Nigerian father in the UK called the police on his own daughter, people thought he had lost his mind but he hadn’t. He had simply understood the gamebefore it destroyed his home.😎 She is 14. Back in Nigeria? Calm. Respectful. No issues. Even when they first relocated to the UK, she was still that same good girl. Then suddenly something shifted. “Shut up,” she told her mother one day, when her mum corrected her. The mother froze. Maybe it was a bad mood. But it didn’t stop there. If her father spoke, she would stand chest to chest with him, eyes locked, almost daring him. Like she was waiting. Waiting for something. At first, they thought it was teenage phase. But this one didn’t feel normal. It felt calculated. One day, the father asked her to do something simple. She refused. She stood right in front of him and said, boldly, “I’m not doing it.” And then she waited. That moment… that silence… that eye contact… She was hoping he would react. You know that Nigerian reflex. That “I will show you I’m your father” reaction. But her dad did something nobody expected. He picked up his phone and called the police. The mother panicked. “Are you serious?!” He said calmly, “If I touch her, they will carry me. Let them carry her instead.” When the police arrived, he didn’t shout. He didn’t explain too much. He just said, “Please take her.” In the UK, once a child starts acting out like that, they often süsp3ct m£nt@l health issues. So the officers said they would take her for evaluation. The moment she heard “mental health” Her confidence disappeared. Immediately. She started begging. Crying.“Please, mummy… please, daddy…” But het father didn’t move. “Take her,” he repeated. And they did. That night, the house was quiet but heavy. The next day, social services showed up. They said, “She’s been crying non-stop. She wants to talk.” The father said, “Not yet.” On the second day, they said “She hasn’t eaten. She keeps begging.” Finally, he agreed to see her. The moment she stepped back into that house, She didn’t argue. She didn’t stand tall. She went straight to the floor. Kneeing. Crying. Begging. That was when the truth came out. Her friends in school had told her. Provoke your parents, they told her. Make them hit you. Report them. The government will take you away, give you a house, money, freedom, iphone with free WiFi. In her mind, she was about to upgrade her life. 😀 New phone. Freedom. Soft life. But she didn’t know one thing Not every parent will play the role you scripted for them especially Nigerians. Her father didn’t react. He redirected. And the script, flipped on her. -Uncle recounts his UK brother’s experience with his daughter. Posted as seen!

I never knew this guy @_belikebaddy had previously underwent 4 surgeries that was never successful.. I saw the scars on his leg and asked him if he had done surgery before and he mentioned 4 different surgeries.. Meaning this guy has been fighting his battle for years even before the twitter people know him.. I can't even imagine how much he has spent on this journey.. I pray this will be the last surgery you will go cause it will be successful like the last one...

When they tell you how a woman should be nau you begin foaming in the mouth… 😒

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@Giddy1212 Wtf is that???

@stan4hours 💀💀💀

Sha don't get lost.. Apete and Apata keh...

Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.

I don't know why y'all are salty because people actually watch NBA...

@ruky_bhamz 😂😂😂😂

@stan4hours soooooooo