Ashley Ellis Ross // Parma Jawn

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@UOHelpMe Imagine 1. ordering two pairs of shoes for your events 2. receiving two sets of bowls instead 3. both shoes are sold out now 4. a customer service agent being unapologetic 5. inconveniently having to ship the wrong items back. MAKE THIS RIGHT PLEASE

@BrilliantIdiots making the album is kind of iconic ngl.

As a woman who listens to @BrilliantIdiots , Taylor not knowing how a pap smear works is ridiculous.

The stock videos that come up when you search “black history month” on @canva are kind of bizarre. Y’all should get your team to hop on that ASAP.

We need a ‘The Dumb Ass Algorithm Is Showing Me All The Small Business Cyber Monday Sales On Tuesday’ extension sale.

Once Chingy said "gimme whatcha got for a porkchop" I assumed we didn't have to really listen to his lyrics

Y’all gon stick that arm out and 0.5 zoom y’all selves into oblivion.

All the AI and photoshop in these pictures just proves for another year in a row that a lot of y’alls actual Halloween costumes are 🗑️.

Drake making Halloween easy this year.

@FedExHelp explain. There is no package. This isn’t even my house. Now I don’t have shoes for @Beyonce so you all need to fix this ASAP. I MEAN ASAP.

Which one of these HBCU marching bands is about to play @VictoriaMonet “On My Momma” like the rent is due? Time is ticking but I’m patiently waiting…

I still believe 702’s “I Still Love You” was written for Justin Timberlake and nobody can tell me otherwise except @Pharrell

I still don’t know what I’m wearing to Bey…but I really don’t want to wear silver 😂

Why y’all don’t be putting your whole boob in the triangle tops anymore? When did we start leaving the bottom part hanging out?

I really want the wide angle, long arm, phone spinning thing to stop. Auntie is dizzy 😵‍💫

The red carpet for the BET Awards is the equivalent of going to the club in Richmond. Nobody ever looks like their dressed to go to the same place.

Now if only we could search for all these missing Black girls like we’re searching for this submarine…

@ToriaMalia I somehow blame it on the evil bouncer. Everything is his fault, down to the missing submarine.

@Etsy when can we expect to be able to simultaneously add items to a Pattern site in the new listing form?!