John Spurgeon- Telemachy.eth

This is right now! I've never seen this before!

@rob_mcrobberson Who keeps a wooden pot?

I dated a girl once who was *convinced* that you ABSOLUTELY MUST stir tomato sauce with a *wooden* spoon because the tomato sauce will react w a metal spoon and when i pointed out that she had the sauce in a steel pot she got so mad at me 😂 like spitting mad

Good morning Pepper!

@seanonolennon @cl_delirium @ATORecords My uncle gifted me his old record player. Super excited to try this out on it - 8 is infinity

We got an 8! I’m presuming that’s out of 10! @cl_delirium @ATORecords musicconnection.com/the-great-parr…

Tweets that aged well,

Here’s how they prove it: with the words that he used in his next post. He is the former director of the FBI. He knows exactly what “86” means, especially in the aftermath of the Gretchen Whitmer scandal. And he literally told us what he was doing in the post that immediately followed his “8647”. Singling out his enemies by name and telling his fans that something should be done about them. And some of his fans, obliged, killing or grievously, injuring his foes. Innocent until proven guilty. But I think sufficient elements exist to charge him.

@Polymarket They don't need any more estrogen on the United Soybean Board

NEW: Trump rejects all four women chosen to serve on the United Soybean Board.

If Republicans aggressively gerrymander the South and eliminate up to 10 Democratic seats under a narrowed VRA, Democrats could become desperate and respond with absurd maps in blue states. This 17-0 Illinois map could become legal, flipping three seats from 🔴 to 🔵.

@ShadowFoxMT If you toggle mute, everyone who is still talking about those colors will disappear from your feed If you leave it un-toggled, only the people who toggled mute will disappear.

I’m in the verge of muting 2 colors and the word button.

JUST IN: Republicans are reportedly exploring indexing capital gains to inflation ahead of the midterms.

JUST IN: SpaceX board approves 200 million “super-voting shares” for Elon Musk if they hit a $7.5 trillion valuation & establish a permanent Mars colony with at least 1 million people.

Say what you want about Trump, but the man has incredible range

Some interesting info - our FOIA for the Morens-Daszak requests are included in the indictment. The issue wasn't just Morens hiding/deleting his emails. It was also the fact that the NIH FOIA office didn't want to produce anything at all. Let me explain...

@RichEllefritz There is no strength left in the world of Men. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.

@telemachyo Like a wheel of blue cheese.

Remember all those Democrats who claimed that the 2016 election was stolen by Donald Trump? Trump the Russian stooge, Trump the Russian asset? Remember all those pundits who claimed Donald Trump said there were “very fine people” on the side of the White supremacists, and all of the right-wingers who claimed every White nationalist demonstration was a staged event? Remember all those Republicans who claimed the 2020 election was stolen by Joe Biden? Biden the dementia-addled dotard, Biden the absentee president replaced by body doubles for public events? Remember all those pundits who said Biden had a speech impediment, and all those left-wingers who claimed all three assassination attempts on Donald Trump were staged?

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@JamesOKeefeIII What if I'm a two and they are a somalian eleven?

If the girl you met for a date is a 10 and you’re a 5… She most likely works for me.

@whoaitscharlie Just tell the kids the names of those coins They will like it

i put my $300 net worth into poopcoin and fartbucks and they crashed today. I don't know what I'm going to tell my family

Its not that the democrats don't want an addition to the whitehouse they don't like that it's Trump who gets to have his balls there.

@Polymarket King Charles the One Hundred Eleventh

JUST IN: King Charles III to deliver speech to Congress tomorrow.

At least we are still pretty far from WW One Hundred Eleven