Damo Hatcher

So I wrote a book. A short one. It's really not long at all. But anyway, it's out now on digital and paperback. Space Tradies: Master of None. amazon.com.au/dp/1763531201

Well, RIP Reddit

@moonyeyed Must be the week for it. I got my "don't come tomorrow" orders yesterday.

@ScruffyVandal @ReysukaXO His name is definitely Todd, and he definitely has a favourite bong.

@ReysukaXO That's cool and interesting but I'd like to party with this guy

Actually we can, because hair is a structure that is exclusive to mammals. Dinosaurs are reptiles and sometimes also birds, so they can only have scales and/or feathers.

@moonyeyed Fishing is easy. Especially if you don't care about actually catching them.

@SpaceshipAddict Add to the list "I can't stand Keiko"

Top 10 WORST(see also baseless) opinions from Star Trek “fans”. (In no particular order) “Voyager ruined the borg.” “Star Trek is woke now.” “DS9 is boring.” “Star Trek has never had fat people.” “Kurtzman ruined trek!” “JJ ruined trek!” “This isn’t Star Trek.” “Star Trek is dead.” “There shouldn’t be black Vulcans” “[insert show] sucks because it breaks canon!”

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

@emprestrikesass Theory bar is a regular for me. Good cocktails, good people.

can someone recommend me their favourite bars in melbourne? 🖤

I hate that podcasts are video now. They should be for funny and interesting little freaks who don’t have to be hot and dressed well

If Jewish people prayed on the street outside a synagogue and were beaten by police in NSW there would be a worldwide outrage .. if Muslims do the same it’s nothing to see here .. fuck that @ChrisMinnsMP

@SpaceshipAddict Or that time Voyager found a puzzle box and accidentally summoned some Cenobites.

The Star Trek Voyager “Scientific Method” crew so far. 3 more already “in progress”. 🫨🤣

Incontrovertible evidence of the police hemming in protesters, preventing them from leaving(kettling) and attacking them. They started this from before the speeches had even ended. The police commissioner is proud of this. He needs to resign with Minns.

@KirstiMiller30 This is the same man, being led away, now by FOUR officers. See the bruising already coming up? Tell me again how this was deserved. How it was justified. How the officers successfully de-escalated the situation. x.com/MichaelWestBiz…

@KirstiMiller30 Oh come the fuck on. This was a brutal beating by uniformed thugs. It is not justified. It is not reasonable. The point of police is to DE-escalate. If two grown arse fucking men were leaning their full body weight on me, you can be damn sure I'd be biting at the very least.

IMO they both put hands on and resisted the police.

@KirstiMiller30 Or perhaps this one? Kneeling in prayer and accosted by a uniformed gang? This, too, is justified in your opinion? x.com/i/status/20208…

@KirstiMiller30 And this one Kirsti? Two officers with their full weight on a young man, beating him with their fists while his arm is behind his back and the other trapped underneath him. Describe to me how he was resisting? How he qas ABLE to resist? x.com/i/status/20209…

Bro we are reading them with our own eyeballs aint nobody hearing this bullshit anymore

Australia's Rodney King moment. I still can't believe my fkn eyes. Please, if you know this young man, tell him to get into contact with me immediately #auspol #FreePalestine #HerzogNotWelcome

Criminal behaviour by the NSW Police via Josh Lees, who organised the protest:

ATTENTION Premier @ChrisMinnsMP, These men were offering peaceful prayers. What crime did they commit to justify the shocking thuggery inflicted on them by your pigs?? #auspol #IsraelIsATerroristState #FreePalestine #IsraeliNazis

Shooting patients in the head doesn’t count