thick shamrock

@2prayer2god2 Could be a shark in the toilet brah waiting to bite ur tiny dick off

Can’t pee because there might be a guy with an anti material rifle in my hallway trying to catch me going to the bathroom

@2prayer2god2 That man's name was Nautica Malone and Henry thought it was funny that he killed himself

I know a normal guy who goes here all the time

@2prayer2god2 Why did you tweet this while I was letting your dogs out...

A giant centipede just crawled into my house

@_digginator @Absolunar Na my dick is shrinking from near constant masturbation I need to get a smaller size lol 😂

@Absolunar I know my buddy @thickshamrock can relate!

moms taking me to get my new cage.. getting bigger Lol

@_digginator Aaaaannnd it's all over the screen.

@2prayer2god2 @_digginator In ur room brah

@_digginator There’s a bug where

Something’s bugging me

@2prayer2god2 I just don't know

If I’m prescribed Wellbutrin and adderall can I take mucinex or will it make my heart do weird stuff

@2prayer2god2 Can you fucking leave me alone.

@thickshamrock Shut up major homo

Imagine an alien benching 225

@2prayer2god2 I been saying this

That nigga is real

@nurse2_2 Go 2 tha bins brah

What's there to do in Connecticut

@DiaperHitler How about deleting this?

If only there was a topping to offset the savoriness of the meat and sourness of the onion on my burger! The humble tomato:

@nurse2_2 Real shit gang

@nurse2_2 Jake paul

@thickshamrock Say. My. Name.

Staring longingly into my friend Dylan’s eyes

@nurse2_2 ?

Sexually assaulting my friend Dylan

@scumswine Perverted ass

@sillyderpgirl Yes.

@thickshamrock practical effects are sick

@sillyderpgirl Hooray!

@thickshamrock YES!

@DUCK91S @Elias858619 @GreenTextRepost If we're talking round fatties, we have to bring Evan sti into the conversation.

@thickshamrock @Elias858619 @GreenTextRepost he’s nearly rounder than stirewalt! Evan Stirewalt that is.