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@oceaniathoghts Is he talking about the time he stole a bag of mushroom swiss burgers from a poor downsy lad? This guy is a god damned menace.

The way he says “took it with force” 😭

@OsoBlanc0 Wicked Stepmothermaxxing. I don't even know what's going on with that hair style.

Is Botox coming back? Did Botox ever leave? Let me know what’s going on, I don’t work here

@inkblotistan This bear has been enjoying many milks..

@centristpeater Monsters University. Relive your college days. I haven't actually seen this movie, but I would like to.

@dumbbitchcap @vocalcry I can't believe Circe is turning 22 years old today

Happy Birthday to beautiful queen @vocalcry I love you so much💕🎉😭 (NO HOMO🚫)

@Transubstantion @LandsharkRides @homosmoker He just horsecocks heavy weights, which is what it's all about

@LandsharkRides @homosmoker He does only free weight exercises right? People don’t want to doo them anymore it seems

@Ricardo11124315 @GigaVaccinator @oxcrowx They're also perhaps best-known for having pincer claws

@GigaVaccinator @oxcrowx Crabs have ten limbs that's gigaspider

That's a smooth box crab. It's "protecting" a female crab that it has kidnapped, so it can mate with her. And I do mean kidnap. As, often they straight up kidnap underage female crabs and wait for them to grow up, so they can mate with them. Basically he is Jeffrey Crabstein.

@SlumRNA_Dog Those are some 155 mm cannons

Thank you, Japan! #Japan 🇯🇵

@CaribbeanRythms oh mon dieu... mons pubis

@KennyBlankens17 @Defendthewest17 I hope so too. They should start dubbing OG survivor in a few years.

@Defendthewest17 I hope so...

Do the Japanese know we dubbed their game show from the 80s?

@felinerespecter @Son_of_Mars_III Catmaxxer, what if we "maximized" the number of tigers living in Nikita's house? Do you think this is a good idea?

@Son_of_Mars_III Don’t forget this means Nikita and Elon have been willfully inflicting retards on our timelines this whole time and could’ve fixed it at any point previous

Man, one little algorithm change and we lose all the South Asians and gain the best Asians around: the Japanese. Feed is instantly improved by a billion percent; full of wholesome posting and gems. God is good.

@TheBuckYouWill They will lie to your face like a god damn 5 year old. Completely shameless, I can't even begin to conceptualize the state of mind which enables this.

WE HAVE A MASSIVE EAST INDIAN PROBLEM. And it’s only going to get worse. Literally everyday they are in the news. - They kill us with their big rigs - They shit anywhere they want - They flaunt our laws - They rape our women - They shoot up suburban neighbourhoods - They steal entry level jobs from students - They drive down property values - They commit the highest levels of social assistance fraud - They refuse to assimilate - They bring their foreign politics here - They are ethnocentric and feign dominance - They open carry weapons - They refuse to leave when visas expire - They are on the news nightly And that is just the short list. The liberals are fucking crazy if they think we don’t have a specific problem with a specific group. End immigration now and start remigration immediately.

@BottomGroyper Megyn Kelly should beat his ass

@walterkirn Have you ever heard the stories of people receiving an organ transplant, and suddenly developing new tastes or phobias which they seem to have inherited from their donor?

If you receive a nice fresh organ from a depressed teen euthanized in a government program, what are you? Alive or dead?

@LandsharkRides Every country in central Asia should have it's own signature movement

@eugyppius1 They should leave him trail of fishes and shrimps that he can eat on the way to the ocean

the good news is that they've lost track of our special needs whale overnight, which at least means he hasn't gotten himself stuck again. the bad news is probably that he's still lurking around the Meck-Pomm coastline being a whaletard. I propose to name him Horst.

@KequeMage @SyAcYoU_JAPAN This golden retriever looks like Owen Wilson as Hansel

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN the two types of dog personalities (there are no others)

Dear Americans, I've surpassed 1000 followers! Thank you! Let me briefly introduce myself. I currently mainly drive a 1998 Nissan Cedric PY31, which was popular with Japanese yakuza and police. I also own Hondas, Toyotas, and Daihatsues, but I can tell you about them if you're interested. I also have a Shiba Inu and a Golden Retriever as pets! Someone commented that my Shiba Inu looked like a fox, and it made me laugh lol I run a used car dealership and occasionally do Amazon deliveries.

@kuchisakeonnax Yes I will give you 50 thousand kisses bby girl

@timekeeperzero 50k

Me with my straight 5’8 boyfriend I fucking hate

@BigolWave Yes I bet this guy makes friends very easily

Still think eating polyunsaturated fat is a good idea?

@ccmembersonly Mortal Kombat (1995)