Tim Sheerman

it's real LOL

@RonniSalt More of a turducken style thing

I've lost track of who's eating the dogs and who's eating the cats - or is it a dog+cat casserole type of thing? Anyone? #Debate2024

Fine, I’ll visit Northumberland Zoo

@InternetH0F Pretty sure she’s trying to kill you dude

Bro is the most fortunate man on the planet

AI is getting out of control. 10 wild examples: (Number 6 is insane)

Sesame Street throwing shade since the 80s. 🤣 New Yorkers knew all along.

I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.

@Matt_Pinner Yes

If someone offered you $8000, would you DELETE your 𝕏 account?

@lukewilkinson13 Walking

Sports that shouldn’t be in the Olympics. 1. Breakdancing. (🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️) 2. Skateboarding. (Give me a spell) 3. Synchronised Swimming. (enough is enough) Have I missed any?

Genuinely can't stop thinking about how this guy waves.

Why does buckwheat exist?

The rest of the world watching English people cry.

Happy anniversary everyone 😍

"Peter says that he going to get not just one - but seven - seven! of these sleek modernist marvels built in 10 years, and come in on budget. I think his schedule is ambitious to say the least. He hasn't even got council planning permits yet!" #GrandNuclearDesignsAustralia

Feels like midnight… looks at phone and it’s 7:45pm lol #old

@tanyariches @woolworths Woolies and Coles trying to be the next Sodom and Gomorrah you say?

@GamecockWill69 Shower beer should be at least top three

Top beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer 3. Friday after work beer 4. Lunch beer 5. On the water beer 6. Shower beer 7. Tailgate beer 8. Poker beer 9. Ballpark beer 10. One more beer