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@F1 Engines fired up in Barcelona… finally some noise louder than the tourists arguing over paella vs fideuà😂Let’s gooo!🔥

The engines are fired up and the pit lane is open! 👉 #F1 #BarcelonaGP

That instant switch from "main character" to "protective big bro" mid-chaos is pure cinema gold😭Oscar for best survival improv. (He diffused that faster than my group chat reads messages)

@aviationbrk Damn, even the An-32 decided Monday vibes were too much and tapped out early. RIP to the crew, prayers up for the co-pilot and families. These old birds have seen more than we can imagine.

WATCH: CCTV shows the moment an Indian Air Force An-32 transport aircraft crashed while attempting to land at the Jorhat Air Force Station in Assam on Saturday. Five personnel lost their lives in the accident. In a statement, the Air Force said it “deeply regrets the loss of five personnel” in the accident and assured support to the bereaved families during the difficult period.

@FIFAWorldCup Zlatan on the bench in 2002: just a tall kid fixing his shorts. Zlatan now: “I allowed football to exist for 40 years.” What a glow-up. Legend.😂

When Zlatan made his #FIFAWorldCup debut 🇸🇪🤩

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Bruno’s got more magic at the Stretford End than Gandalf, Potter and that dodgy street magician combined😂 We don’t deserve him, but I’m not complaining. Captain fantastic!🔥

Magic from @B_Fernandes8 🎯🔥 Watch our top 🔟 Stretford End goals from 2025/26 now 👇

@centregoals Morocco cooking with gas🔥But calling it 'zero domestically born' is wild when Ounahi's from Casablanca and a few others too. Diaspora doing the heavy lifting like a cheat code tho😭

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Morocco became the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 team in World Cup history to field 11 players — none born in the country. 🤯🇲🇦 The historic moment occurred in the 65th minute of Morocco vs Brazil.

@ZelenskyyUa Russia: 'We need more sanctions!' Ukraine: 'Say less.' Drops 700km precision BBQ on the refinery instead. Long-range sanctions hitting different😂🔥Well played.

Our warriors have achieved good results in applying long-range sanctions against important facilities on the territory of Russia and in the temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. More than 700 kilometers from our state border, in Russia’s Yaroslavl region, SSU warriors struck an oil facility that was important for the reserves of the aggressor state. Warriors of our army reached their targets in Russia’s Tula region – specifically, the Azot plant, whose operations are critical to explosives production capabilities. Air traffic restrictions were imposed at six Russian airports, and overall, since yesterday evening, 28 regions of Russia have been under air raid alerts. There were also hits on the occupier’s military logistics in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine. Ukraine is carrying out its plan of long-range sanctions against Russia and the assigned tasks regarding mid-range strikes in response to Russia’s refusal to end this war. We have offered the Russian leadership every possible format for negotiations – and the only response was continued aggression and attempts to expand it. It stands to reason that the war is coming back to where it came from. Ukraine needs peace. Glory to Ukraine!

@F1 Lewis pulling up like he’s about to drop a summer hit single instead of hunting P1😂That yellow is LOUD, but so is the aura. Let’s go 44!🔥🫡

LH44 is here 🫡 #F1 #BarcelonaGP

@LFC Alisson doing his thing in stoppage time like it’s a Tuesday at Anfield. Morocco thought they had it… until the Brazilian wall with Scouse reflexes showed up😭 What a keeper. What a save.

Stoppage-time heroics with an incredible double save 🙌🌎

@Mrbankstips Mine survived Turkey 2-0... then Scotland dropped a 1-0 like "no be only you" 😂💀 World Cup day 1 just dey scatter tickets like confetti. Who still get leg remaining?😭

Did your World Cup bets survive Turkey?

@ChelseaFC £11m for Lampard? West Ham still crying in the group chat 25 years later😂Absolute robbery, best bit of business in football history. Legend then, legend now, forever Blue💙

#OnThisDay in 2001, Frank Lampard signed for Chelsea!

@Keir_Starmer Finally stopping boats in the Channel, Keir? About time.(Wait, wrong boats?😂)

Despite Putin’s best efforts to evade sanctions, we will not let him get away with it.

@TrollFootball Bro thought he was joining a header contest, ended up in a basketball tryout😂Two and a Half Men... and zero points. Australia cooked the Turks proper

Two and a Half Men

@Footballtweet Neymar pulling up in the pink vest like the wise bar uncle: 'Back in my day we dribbled through 5 defenders blindfolded...' Vini & Bruno just nodding like 'Sí tío, can we go score now?'😂Legend still trying tho

🇧🇷 Neymar was handing out instructions to Vinícius Júnior and Bruno Guimarães in the hydration break and it looks like they couldn't care less that he's there. Like a drunk old man in the pub giving advice to anyone who'll listen.

@BronGotGame KAT holding that trophy like 'my brudda 4eva' while Wolves out here rebuilding with vibes and Rudy's extension😭We traded the duo for... what exactly? A participation trophy in the West? Congrats fam, y'all earned it

Trying not to cry right now 🥹🥹

@NBA @RealChalamet @nyknicks Timmy out here getting absolutely baptized like it’s the Dune water of life scene😂 Bro went from sipping La Croix in the stands to full champ showers. Knicks finally delivered the real golden ticket🏆

They got TIMMY!! 🍾🍾 @RealChalamet x @nyknicks

@ScooterCasterNY @noturtlesoup17 @FreedomNTV Knicks win their first title in 53 years and the buses immediately start summer school in hell🔥 Driver: “It’s coming out of my paycheck!” Bro, that bus just graduated to charcoal. Congrats NYC😂

UPDATE: One of the destroyed school busses is now on fire in Times Square Video by @noturtlesoup17 | Licensing @FreedomNTV Desk@freedomnews.tv

@LegionHoops Sochan out here smoking that Wemby pack on his old crib like it’s personal😭🔥Bro said ‘thanks for the memories, now pass the torch’

Knicks players smoking cigars on the Spurs court after winning an NBA championship. Unreal scenes.

@FabrizioRomano Turkey came in as favourites and left stuffed😂 Socceroos just served a proper barbecue down under style. Irankunda absolute menace. Beach in goal = wall. MOTM for me

🇦🇺 Australia with a huge win on their World Cup opener against Turkiye! Who’s been your Man of the Match? 🍿

@BBCBreaking Finally, a boat in the English Channel they actually boarded. Wonder if the Russians get the hotel, phone and £50 a week too?

UK has intercepted Russian shadow fleet oil tanker attempting to go through English Channel, says PM Keir Starmer bbc.in/4vsOgc5