Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

@chasedownleads I wish i was a trillionaire. How do I become one chase ?

@chasedownleads You think I'm handsome 😳

@chasedownleads Guess who owns the printing company that makes the receipts he wrote the negative 300% tip on

@chasedownleads I thought it was Elon Musk, at first. But, I saw the word "handsome" and then decided it wasn't him afterall.

@chasedownleads This is how Buffett made his millions too!

@chasedownleads Satire so on the nose it doubles as a business plan.

@chasedownleads This is exactly what people think Financial Freedom looks like on YouTube. 🎥😭

@chasedownleads He owns the air you breathe and charges you rent for every exhale 💀

@chasedownleads can someone please check on elon where he was last night ?

@chasedownleads $100 meal is the peak of fine dining, few know this

@chasedownleads Sure he owns the apartment the waitress lives as well

@chasedownleads It was a brilliant dinner. The succulent roasted water fowl was excellent too. Glad you learned a thing or two!

@chasedownleads I confirm, today at Starbucks at checkout, I was asked for tip amount, I picked custom tip, and entered -100 dollars, My coffee was free and I got 60 bucks back. Thanks for your course buddy

@chasedownleads This is capitalism a system designed to make the rich even richer and make sure the poor stay poor

@chasedownleads Guess who owns the restraunt? Thanks for making it possible to not pay my worker her $0.06 paycheck

@chasedownleads This is basically how the economy works.

@chasedownleads $100? Were you at Applebee's?

@chasedownleads Not you turning a simple dinner into a masterclass in chaos economics. 😭😂😭

@chasedownleads That’s not genius that’s exploitation with a business model. Profit made by pushing others into loss isn’t smart it’s just predatory. Different level yes but not one to admire.

@chasedownleads Gonna try the negative tip trick thanks chase

@chasedownleads Haha

@chasedownleads Adversity builds character. He is a wise teacher.

@chasedownleads waitresses hate this one trick

@chasedownleads Handsome you say? All my trillionaire friends are handsome too. Might be something to that 🤔

@chasedownleads guess who used belladonna to coerce him into getting in a sauna with me?

@chasedownleads Same, but different, but still the same.gif

@chasedownleads Crappy story.....

@chasedownleads Insane chase

@chasedownleads Douchier than a whale's vagina

@chasedownleads Basically ripping of the NOT POWERFUL