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Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said).
I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?"
I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it.
Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???"
Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?"
I'm like ???
This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves.
Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address.
DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY
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@tyleraloevera You questioned them. You are now Amalek.
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@chasedownleads This is AI.
The feet pics on the phone are showing the wrong side of the feet. It should be showing the top of the feet.
Nice try though. I bet most of your followers are dumb enough to be fooled by this.
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@AtTheMedian @VladTheInflator But now you have Netflix.
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@VladTheInflator seriously they can't do 2+2. "Just go get a job and work hard. We did it we were poor." You being poor bought you a house, a cabin, multiple vehicles etc. lol. I cannot work the same job you did and buy the same lifestyle.
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@cryptofergani Look into cartons of cigarettes and hard liquor.
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@neet_sol Best strategy for having a job:
While at work, do nothing of value, just hang out, until they fire you, then go work somewhere else and collect that new hire pay raise.
Rinse.
Repeat as necessary.
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@chasedownleads This is basically how the economy works.
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Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night
He paid for our $100 meal
But he did something genius
He tipped negative 300%
Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us
The waitress began to cry
“I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried
Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her.
“I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.”
Turns out, he owns the payday loan place
Trillionaires operate on a different level!
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@GeminiJ13 @FinancialPhys Indians have an average IQ of 76. That means roughly half of all Indians have an IQ less than 76. They're mentally retarded.
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@FinancialPhys I simply do not understand the inclination to leave the truck parked in the railway. Just back the fuck up! Even if you hit someone behind you, it will cost much less than this debacle, both in time and in money.
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The circle of life:
More illegals and flipflops need to be imported
So Freighter and Volvo stay in business building more trucks…
Importing retards is like having an endless war that constantly breaks shit so they can sell more shit
Karen K 🇨🇦 🇺🇸@Shareme23
Taber, Alberta this morning.
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@schizohustler now you will have to keep up with the inflation of multiple European pregnancies
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@tonyrigatonee De Niro's kids lookin like they about to invade the Shire.
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@The_Tradesman1 @SteveLovesAmmo I block every account when I find out it's an Indian.
They're more disgusting than Jews.
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@TCielo4 @CryptoRasputin3 @MisterFalconM @SteveLovesAmmo You guys are writing as though an electrician in India cannot afford safety gear. That's not the case, they can afford everything to make their jobs safe, and they also know the risks involved. They choose not to wear those gears. It's a different thing altogether.
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@mathburn666 @arrington No.
They were rough cut 2" by 4" on primitive saws at the sawmill and then finish cut at the jobsite. When technology improved the sawmill could finish cut boards saving money on shipping and reducing wasted material, but the name "2 by 4" stuck even though it's 1.5" by 3.5".
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@Truth_is_sacred @Apolitical3678 @ArynneWexler Jews are perpetually at war with all non-Jews. If they stopped their anti-gentile behavior then they would cease to be Jews. Evil is the way of Judaism.
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@Apolitical3678 @ArynneWexler they'll do anything to stop antisemitism except the one thing that will stop it : ending their anti-gentile behaviour
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@stuckinapinebox @Apolitical3678 @n8937939513946 @ArynneWexler They are self aware; it's called gaslighting.
It's a manipulation strategy that narcissistic psychopaths use.
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@Apolitical3678 @n8937939513946 @ArynneWexler Similar to vampires, jews cannot see their own refection. They are incapable of self reflection and awareness.
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