patrick

@lemasteriq @BadManBetting Cash, that’s generational win

@BadManBetting surely newton tornado brings it home

✅ FOUR WINNERS FROM SIX RACES FOR STEVE SO FAR!! HE'S ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IT TODAY!! 🐎 WHO WAS ON? 👉❤️

Me when Bad Bunny begins performing DtMF #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

Me whilst watching this Super Bowl halftime show : #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

Hey Guys, it’s 2 years on and unfortunately this year for Super Bowl 2026 my buddy @maxwheddon1 has found and job and will be unable to make funny tweets regarding tonight’s showdown. I will make sure to tweet for the both of us and make everyone laugh with funny memes😜❤️

Hey guys me and my buddy max will be making lots of funny tweets tonight regarding the #SuperBowl2024 so stay tuned 😁😁 #LetsGo #max #blessed

@maxwheddon1 Slowly losing hope in u m8

Have you ever ate Bombay mix on a Wednesday

Thanks mum, but I should have specified what I meant when I said I wanted a tart for Christmas

How can I skip 2026, don’t fancy it happening #scared #help

Madueke looks poor.. having said that he has never been used to scoring at the bridge …. #arsenal #chelsea

Clocks go back ? Okay so can I re do my fantasy then #pleading

Do footballers have to provide references when they join another club ? #wondering

@maxwheddon1 What ??

Being unemployed after graduating is seriously humbling I am currently drunk at 2pm on a Monday betting on under 19s Lithuanian basketball #gambling #needawin #desperate

@TheGriftReport Christ that’s made my day that has lads 😅😅

Who is better than us ??? UP THE CHELSSSS🔵🔵🔵

This might be the best day of mine and @maxwheddon1 lives, we are so so buzzing !!! UP THE FUCKING CHELSSS💙💙💙💙

Watch the weather get better once we find out the new mayor. #conspiracy #weather

@cfcyusaf He just scored the winner mate 👍👍

Pedro Neto vs Fulham highlights.

@maxwheddon1 @8esart He’s one of my buddies and he is super fun at parties so why don’t u tweet about stuff ur actually aware of u muppet

@8esart Bet you’re fun at parties

My thoughts on every single player in Bayern‘s squad cos it‘s Sunday evening and I’m bored:

70p Diet cokes ? I’ll take 6 then !😂 Haha just joking I’ll stick to 2 (£1.40) 🤦‍♂️😂 #fun #drunk

Just had 5 pints of orange juice at Wetherspoons - definitely going to feel this tomorrow 😂🤦‍♂️ #weekends #mental #lads