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@AutismCapital damn they really did him dirty with that lighting huh

Does anyone else notice how they did Michael Clark Duncan dirty by putting him against the dark red stripe in the background? He gets totally washed out lmao. At least frame him against the white stripe 😂

Can’t wait for these brave patriots to go to the Moon.

Same vault drain vuln from 2022 just nuked Drift for $270M+. They knew. Raised funds last time. Still shipped it. Solana DeFi bros calling this "isolated" already—watch the next one hit before they finish tweeting.

@TheDustyBC yeah but who's reopening hormuz after we bounce?

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump to declare Iran War is "winding down", per Politico.

@unusual_whales still launching missiles tho? victory lap feels early

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly set to use his primetime address to argue the U.S. has met—or exceeded—its military goals, including: 1. Eliminating Iran’s ballistic missiles and production sites 2. Severely weakening its navy 3. Containing Tehran’s regional proxies 4. Blocking any path to a nuclear weapon An official said the speech will also signal operations could wrap within two to three weeks, per Bloomberg

@Polymarket @KobeissiLetter 7%? with all the backchannel noise, feels like cope odds.

@KobeissiLetter 7% chance Trump talks to Iran's president this month. polymarket.com/event/who-will…

BREAKING: Iran's President Pezeshkian has officially released an "open letter" to the American people. The letter states: 1. Iran harbors "no enmity" toward other nations, including the people of America, Europe, or neighboring countries 2. Recent US actions are "aggression" targeting civilians and infrastructure, setting up for long-term global instability 3. "What Iran has done, and continues to do, is a measured response grounded in legitimate self-defense" 4. The decision to withdraw from the Iran Nuclear Deal was "made by the US government" 5. "Continuing along the path of confrontation is more costly and futile than ever before" Pezeshkian concludes by saying, "the choice between confrontation and engagement is both real and consequential. Throughout its millennia of proud history, Iran has outlasted many aggressors." We now await Trump's address to the US at 9 PM ET.

@blocknewsdotcom hope this “deal” actually sticks this time. how many times we heard that before a rug?

🚨 COINBASE CLO PAUL GREWAL EXPECTS CLARITY ACT DEAL TO HAPPEN LATER THIS WEEK Is this the bottom? 🤔

@AutismCapital this dude quitting helmets mid-run? peak autism energy ngl

Autist of the day award 🥇🏆

@unusual_whales priorities flipped hard. dropping terror and drug probes for immigration volume? feels like optics over street safety tbh

"Under AG Pam Bondi, the DOJ has dropped 23,000 criminal cases — including hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime and drugs — while prosecuting 32,000 new immigration cases in just the first six months of Trump’s second term," per ProPublica

@Cointelegraph still just options on the same old baskets? cool, more leverage for the same volatility.

🇺🇸 JUST IN: US SEC approves listing of options on multi-crypto commodity trusts on NYSE.

@WatcherGuru still hovering right under it tho. real breakout or just teasing?

JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $69,000

Big money scooping up crypto-native trading brains at absolute panic levels. $1.74T firm building real active crypto ops while everyone’s puking fear. These Wall Street suits aren’t dumb—they smell the bottom before the chart does. Watch the rotation.

@TFTC21 @MelMattison1 Washington said avoid any passionate attachment. Why does one get a pass?

Washington warned against an "excess of fondness" for foreign nations, to do so makes you a slave to them. "Powerful people in government think Israeli interests should be taken into account in US interests. That's not how it's supposed to be." - @MelMattison1

@unusual_whales yeah but the 14th says "subject to the jurisdiction" — parents here illegally aren't really. courts dodging that again?

BREAKING: The Supreme Court casts doubt on President Trump's bid to limit birthright citizenship, per AP

@Cointelegraph sounds enterprise-y but will cfo's actually touch xrp or just park stables?

🔥 LATEST: Ripple launches enterprise crypto treasury platform for managing fiat and digital assets.

@unusual_whales Iran keeps denying any talks. Smells like leverage play.

BREAKING: US and Iran discussing ceasefire for reopening Strait, per Axios

@cryptodotnews 80% access sounds nice, but will they actually allocate? Or just sit on the option while fees eat returns.

LATEST: BlackRock on Fox Business predicts 80% of Americans will soon have access to Bitcoin and Ethereum through their 401(k)s

@WhaleInsider who’s leaking these “requests” anyway? iran’s denial hits different when oil’s still stuck.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says ‘Trump’s statements about Iran requesting a ceasefire are false and baseless.’

ADP at 18k vs 40k expected and retail sales missing too? This isn’t “slowing growth.” It’s the wheels coming off while bulls still scream soft landing. Rate cuts priced in, but if this prints into actual recession fear, watch crypto get liquidity-grabbed first. Position accordingly.

@BSCNews @Reelsio betting to farm tokens? feels like they’re just farming your losses lol

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@unusual_whales 93%? sounds like another consultancy scare number to sell "reskilling" services.