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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The good Lord thinks you're a shitbag Jacob.

@LeoG___ @SoVeryBritish Strong choice

What’s the best ever British sweet?

@MikeJBland @SoVeryBritish

@SoVeryBritish Sweet peanuts

@Channel4 @Baddiel @afneil @George_Osborne @edballs The guy is bonkers

‘It’s interesting to see how the lessons of history are not learned’. Watch David @Baddiel talk to @AFNeil, @George_Osborne and @EdBalls about the prevalence of antisemitism that still persists in society today. #AndrewNeilShow @AFNeil

@FPLCrateDigger Why didn't you tweet this before 11am

Never ever bench Toney

@FPLMattW Martinelli 😬

Who is your differential this week? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Nigel_Farage That's what happens when vile shits like you hoodwink the ignorant into believing the cause of their woes isn't the evil elites that you so obsequiously serve.

Knowsley is a grim portend of what is to come.

Martinelli and White start 😂😂😂

Other Ars camp: the seemingly many who have sold for another Arsenal asset. I've had Martinelli and Saliba for what must be at least 16 gameweeks. I've held and done Saka in for Bruno

Who will have the last laugh?

@FPLFaceOff I have the same strategy for both

Imagine the stress if your boss dropped a bombshell on your desk at 5pm on a Friday evening that completely derailed your plans you'd spent all week compiling and told you you had till 11am on Saturday to sort it. We do that to ourselves for fun. Idiots. #FPL

@Linn_FPL I went to the one in Temple Bar elephantandcastle.ie/menus/

@Linn_FPL Best chicken wings I've ever had were at "Elephant & Castle" restaurant

Need some tips on Dublin. Places to see, pubs, drinks, restaurants. Is the Guinness Storehouse worth a visit?

@NoContextBrits A big baby

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@ToastFpl He's the beacon right now fighting the good fight. I'd go with him. Jezza and he should just start a workers party now!

@3llipsis It should be so easy but seems so unachievable. Where do you even start? I'm waiting for Mick Lynch to lead a rebellion then I'm all in

Capitalism is broken

*Humble. Why don't we have Edit yet Elon

Aside some fancy brunch there isn't a better lunch (unless you're eating out) than the bumble soup with any toasty/panini especially in winter months or hungover. I will die on this hill