Luis Vercetti

this how men want to be treated

me drunk making everyone taking selfies with me

ate half of my sandwich probably going to save the other half for later

*sees a little girl crying at the cemetery* me: what’s wrong?? her: nobody came to my funeral me:

what movie are you here to see? me:

me acting like that shot wasn’t strong:

what waking up every day this year has felt like

@TheHoopCentral @ridiculouscage

Devin Booker receives a technical foul trying to save the ball from going out of bounds. 😳🤔 (h/t @ridiculouscage)

@TheHoopCentral Dillon Brooks literally blocked his shot before that 😂😂😂

Shai cooks Dillon Brooks and then points & smiles at him. 🤣💀

me running from the magician after he said “pick any card” and I picked his credit card

me putting away my $200 in groceries

when someone is crying and you don’t know what to do

when someone looks at me during the sad part of the movie

people nowadays when they get a pimple:

@TheHoopCentral Draymond green took an early trip to Cancun 😂😂😂

Draymond Green & Devin Booker ejected.

how it feels being violently high in public

when you been out cheating & she cheat back 🥺

my 27 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one:

“why do you speak so loud? did you grow up around a loud family??” my family:

nobody: me to a bag of ice: