Jeph the Giant Ginge

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Jeph the Giant Ginge

Jeph the Giant Ginge

@ASG_Jeph

He/Him. 2L Gonnabe Public Defender. Opinions are not legal, medical, or epistemological advice. Making strangers laugh in lieu of actual dopamine. -WWMRD?-

The Sol system, 3rd Rock out. 参加日 Nisan 2012
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Jeph the Giant Ginge
Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
So, I set up my new Alexa to respond to "Computer..." I didn't think about it until I turned on Star Trek, and - halfway through the episode - my house fired a spread of photon torpedoes into our neighbors' garage. This note is to say sorry again about your truck, Kevin.
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Antifa_Ultras
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa·
Israel commits genocide FIFA:🫣🙈 Trump bombs countries FIFA:👏👏 Iran: The US bombed us, let us play our matches in Mexico FIFA: We can’t resolve geopolitical issues. We’re giving Trump a peace award.
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa

FIFA rejected Iran’s request to play its World Cup matches in Mexico. One of the countries hosting the World Cup, the United States, is bombing Iran, and FIFA’s solution is to reject Iran’s request. A disgraceful institution @FIFAcom.

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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
@AllThingsCivil @MeghannMyers_ These insecure fuckweasels trying to play out a GI Joe fantasy are fixing to put more of my brothers and sisters in the dirt than even the painter did. And he at least had Powell and Mattis to lean on.
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Meghann Myers
Meghann Myers@MeghannMyers_·
Hegseth starts this morning's briefing with a different tone, for the first time talking about troops KIA during the Iran war right up front. Then he shifts sharply to playing the hits: "Dishonest and anti-Trump press," who question every move (which is the press's job).
Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar

LIVE: @SecWar, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Air Force Gen. Dan Caine hold a press briefing at the Pentagon. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
@herculezg Far be it from me to contradict a beloved Sounders legend, but did you forget that Iniesta was a thing that happened?
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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
I'm not surprised that the superrich are corrupt, venal, and malicious. I am disappointed in how _utterly boring_ they are. All I'm saying is: If I had access to Bezos money, his amorality, and distribution, I would ship every person in America 3 kazoos and a vervet monkey.
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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
Ok. Obviously, Secretary Hegseth's speech -was- rambling, incoherent, and spectacularly inappropriate. But - to be fair - he had accidentally texted his only copy of the speech to a reporter at the Daily Bugle last night.
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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
@aaolomi And a starvation regime of "deniable" extermination that would make Mao, Stalin, and Enver Pasha nod approvingly.
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Ali A Olomi
Ali A Olomi@aaolomi·
and they’ve repeated it daily now
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scary lawyerguy
scary lawyerguy@scarylawyerguy·
Cannot be said enough how much the "just Trump being Trump" excuse is baked into ignoring shit that were it said by Joe Biden would have immediately triggered a blizzard of "Is It Time To Invoke The 25th Amendment" stories.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

MacCALLUM: Your critics say this crackdown is a crackdown on free speech. TRUMP: I watch your show and I watch others and I see people saying things -- they're crazy. These people are crazed lunatics. Maybe they're drugged out.

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Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary)
Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary)@SpockResists·
The fact is, is that Disney isn’t watched by the right. It’s too woke for them. So now Disney buckles under the pressure from Trump. Pissing off their only paying customers.
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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
@TroyD_II @MattGertz Except every new senator with a (D) after their name, no matter how ineffectual, gets closer to taking the gavel from Thune and giving it to Murray or Booker. That's harm reduction, at least.
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Troy D 2nd®
Troy D 2nd®@TroyD_II·
@MattGertz That would also require voters replace weak, centrist Dems who dont do anything.
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Matthew Gertz
Matthew Gertz@MattGertz·
There is no recourse to the FCC’s extortion campaign that doesn’t include Democrats winning a majority in the Senate.
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PurelyFootball ℗
PurelyFootball ℗@PurelyFootball·
🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi has agreed a multi year extension with Inter Miami to be announced in the next 10 days.📝 This will be the final contract of his career officially marking the last chapter before retirement.😢 [@kaufsports]
PurelyFootball ℗ tweet media
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Jeph the Giant Ginge
Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
@JortsTheCat But if we had a social safety net, how would we force all those poor kids into joining the military to get maimed for profit? It's not like we just replaced the draft with Economic conscription or anything.
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Jorts (and Jean)
Jorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat·
Sorry you can’t see a doctor and have to choose between rent and food. We cant afford a social safety net because we spent all your money on genocide and ICE bonuses
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Jeph the Giant Ginge@ASG_Jeph·
Comparing the positive contributions of recent deaths. Redford: Elevated the world by imbuing his art with a humanity and beauty that raised the soul of any and all who viewed it. Charitable and Kind. Kirk: Uhh... Does becoming fertilizer count?
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