jesucrito

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@Haltutu 😂😂

GENTEEEEEE 😭😭😭

Dele una trompa a su amigo pro Maga

Brave es gratis

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"... Para no incomodar a un grupo se idiotas que no consumen cultura más allá de La Casa de Alofoke." 🎯🎯🎯🎯

smh

This is Capitu. She has always wanted to be in a band. Had no idea joining one would be this easy. 13/10

Tiene sentido porque sus peliculas son tan malas, brutisimo

Your treadmill and smartwatch are lying to you about how many calories you burn. A Stanford study tested 7 popular fitness devices and found every single one overestimated calorie burn. The most accurate was still off by 27%. The worst? 93% off. They use generic formulas based on speed and weight not taking into account your fitness level, body composition, or how efficiently you move. Most people don't know that the fitter and more skilled you are at the activity the less calories you burn. Machines don't know that. The worst part isn't the bad data but what people do with it. They eat back those exercise calories and justify eating more because their screen said they earned it. Personally, I'd take the numbers your devices give you with a grain of salt while tracking your food intake and activity level. Do the math on your own as it will be more accurate.

Grupo Ramos será el próximo emisor del mercado de valores dominicano mediante un fideicomiso, pero: ¿qué está emitiendo realmente? ¿eso significa que puedes tener acciones de Grupo Ramos? ¿cómo eso te podría generar dinero? Te lo explico:

En SDE no hay 1 solo kilometro de calle que sirva... A este punto vuelvan a traer a Gonzalo y que se robe lo que tenga que robarse

Santo Domingo es la ciudad que representa a los dominicanos, superficialmente aparenta una ciudad moderna y que se ve bien pero estructuralmente es infuncional y no aguanta ni el mas minimo contratiempo

#Pakistan in the past 24 hours. Who made this meme video? Genius!

Situation monitors are in shambles.

Vietnam 🇻🇳 in 1975 Iran 🇮🇷 in 2026 History repeats. A non nuclear nation bringing two military superpowers to its knees and getting them to do CEASEFIRE on its own terms and conditions is nothing short of a victory.

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New analysis from @MeidasTouch details Trump's conflicting claims throughout his war in Iran: Mar 3: “We won the war.” Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.” Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: “We won the war.” Mar 14: “Please help us.” Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait” Mar 22: “Iran is Dead” Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.” Mar 24: “We’re making progress.” Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.” Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.” Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.” Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and Iran would “do the right thing” Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.” Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.” Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” April 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will."