Alison Atwell

One of many!: fortune.com/2019/07/10/ama…

I too like to sleep in on #MushroomMonday 🍄 #fungi #mushrooms #macro

“You’ve bathed me for the last time, so help me…” ears.

@Rarst Fancy a graphic series? I enjoyed Saga. (space opera!) first issue is here - imagecomics.com/comics/series/…

recommend me some sci fi to read? I am out of backlog and need to restock on portable distractions. maybe something long and meaty, but not too hard on the brain

@Rarst She forgets nothing that even *suggests* food. She’s also been conditioned by drive-through windows, parking at or driving by the farm store, and the sound of one specific jar lid … also me walking too near the jar.

@AlisonAtwell precedent-based system, it's the law now, sorry 🤭

She turns 2 this week. Thing she only recently learned: tug-o-war Thing she hasn’t learned still: The grow light timers coming on at 6 am doesn’t mean I’m getting up to feed her. That was just that one time, damn it! #bassethound

Have a fuzzy #FungiFriday! 🐻 🍄 #mushrooms #fungi #macro #pnw

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a video call.

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

@Sarafina7707 I swear it must be a substance that defies science!

@AlisonAtwell You get it!! Oof and on something you can't wash easily I recently got a wool coat, hung it outside for a month just to air it out I just don't understand how scalding hot water and Dawn won't remove it. That should break down the oils!!!

Ooof how the hell do you get rid of this nasty perfumey stuff that every thrift place seems to dip their clothes in now? I've got this pair of leggings, it's been through the washer 3 times plus I hand washed yesterday with hot water and dawn. Still reeks. 🤮

I hope you're keeping cozy this snowy #FungiFriday! 🍄❄️🍄 #mushrooms #fungi #macro

If there is a finer mushroom than a Wrinkled peach, I've yet to find one.

Have a happy little #FungiFriday 🍄🤏 #mushrooms #fungi #macro

Bro, I JUST repotted your last litter of pups! I’m running out of neighbors to give them to! #houseplants #succulents (var. “Ox tongue”)

Have a fabulous #FungiFriday night! 🍄🍄🍄 #mushrooms #fungi #macro

Weekend hair don’t care! 🪸Coral fungus 🍄 #fungi #mushrooms #macro #FungiFriday

@seizuresalad Socially aware sausage. 🐶

@AlisonAtwell I think she knows we're mocking her

“can have scratches plz?” VS “GIMME SCRATCHES OR I’LL CUT YOU!”

@seizuresalad A whole sausage 😂

@AlisonAtwell So hot dogs, basically 😆

@seizuresalad Just … whatever parts were left at the dog factory!

@AlisonAtwell Bassets are put together so weird 🤣🤣🤣

@seizuresalad She was 40 pounds at the vet a few weeks ago! About the same height as always, but 3X as long as she was as a puppy 😂

@AlisonAtwell Ohmigosh she's getting so big!!