Archie Valparaiso

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Archie Valparaiso

Archie Valparaiso

@Archie_V

Writer, editor, translator, custodian of #saveoursubs, early adopter of Amon DüüI II, occasional tedious Messiphile. Proud to be an Ant & Dec retweetee.

On the Continong 参加日 Ocak 2009
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Patrick Neylan@AngrySubEditor·
Encountering another author who insists 'data' is plural. Presumably he's just as insistent about spaghetti, broccoli and opera.
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@lennylaw I'd never seen that before and I'm glad. Totally uncalled for. Tsk. (Yes, of course I laughed like a drain.)
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@Robin_W_1 Agree with all that. I'd even look at bringing in an experienced 9 on a free, because Sesko needs proper backup, and Mbeumo with every cross flying a yard above his head clearly isn't it.
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Rob@Robin_W_1·
3 midfielders, a left sided player (fullback or winger; Dorgu dependent, but probably a winger) and a centre back. That's what Utd need in the summer. Back up keeper if Vitek doesn't do it. Still have a right back issue, but not sure we can fix it all in one go
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@Pragjag @lennylaw I gather he particularly resented being known only for the TV sitcom that frustrated his destiny to be recognised as a Great Theatrical Acktaw.
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@lennylaw I attended a Q&A with Diana Rigg where she described him as a very unhappy man, one who just didn't enjoy being alive.
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@mjcritchley I'm starting to get concerned about Carrick's lack of rotation. I know there are some key injuries, but why not start Sesko? Why must Mbeumo always start when he's been off his game for the last 3 or 4? Dalot had a brief purple patch but is back to his iffy old ways. Mazraoui?
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Mark Critchley
Mark Critchley@mjcritchley·
#mufc XI to play Bournemouth: Lammens, Dalot, Yoro, Maguire, Shaw, Casemiro, Mainoo, Amad, Fernandes, Cunha, Mbeumo
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@Robin_W_1 He'll probably go to City and be like Rice and Palmer: another should-have-been but that's life.
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Rob@Robin_W_1·
Anderson, Tonali, Bruno G, Wharton, Baleba, M. Fernandes, J. Gomes... Really could do with 3 from this list #mufc
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@RoyMBE Yeah, but where are the key-pass and xG ratings?* ___ *This is - as I hope is obvious - a joke.
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@PadraigBelton @richardmarcj In the early 1960s, my mother, a local-newspaper reporter, once heard a Tory candidate tell a party meeting that it was a waste of time to go canvassing at any house with a dirty doorstep, because they'd surely be stalwart Labour voters.
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Pádraig Belton
Pádraig Belton@PadraigBelton·
In Barbara Castle’s memoirs she puts utterly vast emphasis on things like pride in cleanliness - she mentions her mother scrubbing the path outside her house until it shined - as hugely important in the working class Yorkshire communities where she grew up. Personally I’m a slob so this really resonates.
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Richard Johnson
Richard Johnson@richardmarcj·
'After we had chatted for about 20 minutes or so over champagne the news went round that we were waiting for Shirley [Williams] – late as usual. She blew in at last, in the same rather crumpled white frock she had been wearing all day, her hair uncombed'. -Barbara Castle, 1976
Richard Johnson tweet media
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@lennylaw I've just been listening to Tears for Fears, an act I largely spurned as ignorable synth pap at the time. In restrospect, what classy, creative, brilliantly produced records they actually were.
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@lennylaw And around four million Muslims, or 1 in every 15 people in England and Wales, is a bit more significant than "a very small minority", isn't it? It's the same as the number of Catholics.
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@ronaldobrown_98 The most elegant player I've ever seen live, and if he hadn't been playing in the same team as Messi and Iniesta at the time, arguably the best.
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@lennylaw The UK isn't a secular nation, either. It has one dominant Christian sect, which enjoys special privileges - bishops in the Lords, funding for CofE schools, etc. - and its "defender" is the country's monarch. (Spain, while largely Roman Catholic, has no official state religion.)
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Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
@Robin_W_1 3rd place consolidated, three clear above Villa, five above Liverpool, six above Chelsea and only seven behind City. And a record under Carrick of 31 points from a possible 36, beating Guardiola, Arteta and Emery. This is more than a new-manager bounce. It's a real team at last.
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Rob
Rob@Robin_W_1·
What a weekend of results for Utd!
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Archie Valparaiso
Archie Valparaiso@Archie_V·
I know Salah has been out of form for a while, but what the hell is this?
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shaun
shaun@shaunmitch86·
@jonmufc44 @tedio74 Exactly this. Listen to talk of the devils and they spoke about it, saying if he got the job full time he would need to give more lol. No he doesn’t, just because he isn’t giving headlines. Exactly want United need in this era of social media
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Percival Merganser
Percival Merganser@lennylaw·
Missing the smaller patrol boats, mine hunters, etc which do a lot of important work and all the RFAs and support vessels but, yes. These are the RN’s current major combat assets. Carriers, Type 45s, Type 23s, hunter/killer SSNs and bomber SSBNs.
Winston Marshall@MrWinMarshall

It's worse. Here is a more accurate reflection of the ENTIRE Royal Navy Fleet today, including Astutes and SSBNs. Aside from the 4 SSBNs, only 5 of all these assets are reportedly seaworthy, including HMS Dragon

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