BanMeElmoIDareYou

@ZayJspx @Mars51stState @chriswithans What if I hired six guys and they all decided to go golfing together one weekend, and they all wind up getting hit by the same lightning bolt on the 8th hole? What should I do then?

@BanMeElmo @Mars51stState @chriswithans you would hire a temp AND still pay? and you company would plod along like nothing was different? what if there two people on leave? what about six?

I’m serious about paid leave. Yeah, it’s fine for the public sector when the taxpayer pays the bill and most of the work is fake. How do people think it works in the private sector? You have a team of six people. One person goes AWOL for six months. What do you think happens to the other five people?

@LaciMarieKnight So after ignoring those who “did their own research” on FB, the people who took all the vaccines………………never were intubated? Never got long COVID? 🤔

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

@TechOperator Treasure those 1.2 extra minutes each day 🙄

According to the gas station trade group, it takes an average of 4.5 minutes to fill up and pay for a tank of gas. That's excluding the drive there. Assuming one tank per week over three years of ownership, that's 11.7 hours saved simply by owning a Tesla EV with home charging.

@Mars51stState @chriswithans 1. If she was gone, I’d hire a temp. See the 80 other posts saying this exact thing, and ponder why you’re not keeping up. 2. If you run a business and the only measure of success is squeezing every dime of profit out of it, you won’t last long.

@BanMeElmo @chriswithans if your business was just you and your wife, and suddenly she was absent for six months 'and' you still had to pay her, your business would be just as profitable? I call bs.

@MysterySolvents You mean after the entire world parties their asses off?

What happens when Trump dies?

@Mars51stState @chriswithans You’re a joke. My wife and I run an “actual business”. If you can’t do it without screwing over your employees you’re just not very good at it and you should try something else.

@chriswithans @BanMeElmo all protections voted for and implemented by people who live in a fantasy land and use the "it works in Europe!" line as a crutch, who have never run an actual business.

@GrindeOptions We are but he’s protected by ICE and Secret Service.

I’m confused. Why is America not united in defeating the enemy?

@chriswithans Mississippi has other problems that they don’t. But sure, if your nirvana is a place with low unemployment maybe Mississippi is right for you.

@BanMeElmo Does it though? Because there's not a single non-tiny nation that's doing better than Mississippi right now. They have countries with twice our unemployment rate. They can't defend their own borders let alone police the world like we do. Does it work? Does it?

@meta_x_ai @chriswithans “Europe” doesn’t have 10% unemployment. Some countries are that high ( Spain, Greece) but overall European unemployment is around 6%.

@BanMeElmo @chriswithans Europe has 10% unemployment rate and it is only going to get worse as China will continue to obliterate whatever little competency they had in manufacturing

@senatormelendez I’m not a Trump supporter, but I promise in two weeks I will be.

Actually, this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Happy Easter to all, especially the servicemen who would have been left to die if we had a democrat sitting in the White House. But they’re alive and safe, thanks to a president who has a spine.

@vrexec If they’re always making noise you’re a lousy parent. Kids need to learn to respect the rights of others.

Something I don’t understand is how you can live in an apartment and complain about noise from your neighbors. We have two kids under 10 and they’re always making noise. Older neighbors sometimes complain or bang on the floor or ceiling. If you don’t like noise, then why are you living in a city or an apartment? Go live in the middle of nowhere. Go live in a farm town in a big field. You chose the convenience of urban life… you have to accept that you’re living around other humans. Get over it.

@gregkellyusa Maybe it’s the “Praise be to Allah” thing. Or…..are you okay with that? Why do you hate America??

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

@PamBondi …..and He is PISSED!!!!!

@ChadBianco You’re the worst sheriff in California and it’s not even close.

While Steve Hilton partied with his friend Gavin Newsom, I was defying his covid mandates. While Steve raised money for black lives matter, I ended their riots. I've been suing Newsom to end sanctuary state laws. I've led the fights no one else would. Steve talks. I work.

@matthewbaszucki Kinda weird to think that breaking down muscle because you’ve starved your brain of it’s normal energy source is somehow a good thing.

"The brain needs carbohydrates to function." This one gets repeated so often that people treat it as a law of biology. It's not. The brain has a minimum glucose requirement. That's true. But the liver can produce that glucose from protein and fat through a process called gluconeogenesis. You do not need to eat carbohydrates for your brain to have all the glucose it needs. And on top of that, the brain can run on ketones. In some cases more efficiently than on glucose. Especially in brains with impaired glucose metabolism, which covers a significant percentage of people with serious mental illness. The "your brain needs carbs" argument is not biology. It's food industry talking points dressed up as science.

@SonofManwithus Well for one - there’s the Pope.

Isn't it interesting that Donald Trump unashamedly shares a great Christian Message on Easter and all the leaders who hate him around the world aren't sharing an Easter message?

@AAGDhillon “PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME TOO!! I REALLY REALLY NEED THIS JOB!! NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO HIRE ME!!!”

When Pam Bondi, Elon Musk, and President Trump called me together from Mar-a-Lago in November, 2024 after the election, and asked if I were willing to leave private practice and nonprofit CEO roles to serve in the DOJ, I didn’t hesitate. I respected Pam a LOT, and was Team Trump since 2016. Senate confirmation is no joke and going through it as a new widow and having lost my father weeks before the election was tough, but worth it, and I’m so grateful for a large and loving base of friends and family and fans who had my back. It has been an incredible honor to serve under @AGPamBondi at the DOJ. She is the epitome of grace, class, patriotism, and integrity. She has been a dear friend and worthy of respect and loyalty. She served our country faithfully and well. I will miss her at the DOJ, and wish her the very best. I’ve worked well with @DAGToddBlanche since I was sworn in a year ago, and told him and the President yesterday I look forward to supporting his transition to Acting AG. It is the privilege of my lifetime to serve my country at the DOJ, and I will continue to serve in whatever role the President deems most appropriate for me. Stay tuned — great things ahead at the DOJ! 🇺🇸

@lindyli There is literally only one person who could order the AG to hide the Epstein files. Only one.

I support President Trump for firing Pam Bondi It was the right and hard thing to do We need to release ALL the Epstein files and stop protecting Epstein class billionaires and campaign donors They are the root of Washington’s evils

@lindyli SHE WAS 13