Eva, Tiankong Star

@JoCat105 I have limited skills so best I got

@them_failure I wasn't sure if you did or if I imagined that you did, so I had to play it safe you see...

@BehemothNight I did a comic about that

The Sinners’ HoS Identities all match the gender of the character they’re based on, besides Outis. Of course, this implies either Matthias or Outis is a closeted transsexual

@them_failure This is how you can tell Uchikoshi was involved /hj

I've heard "if you were a guy I'd hit you", but "please come out as a trans man so I can hit you" is a new one

@them_failure If any forsake their star do we like... Y'know? *Vaguely motions like I'm pulping someone's face in.*

Goodnight, I am going to do some investigating tomorrow to determine if there are any other original Stars who are either inactive or have chosen to forsake their Star.

@them_failure The secret 6th finger, the Vestigial, obviously /j

The Finger that will be the revealed as the antagonistic force in the 9.5-1 story trailer tomorrow* will be: *Events are usually preceded with a story trailer a week before the actual event/gameplay trailer

@them_failure Keeping up the family tradition well! Your long storied line is as long as my family line is short. We might in fact have only come into existence as a bloodline a generation ago. Who's to say?

I come from a long, storied line of people who lie about coming from a long, storied line

@them_failure I think we should string you up and take turns punching you or stabbing you perchance (I can't stop making 67 jokes or other stupid shit so I'm throwing rocks in a glass house)

I'm only 20 20 is young

When I drop my iron maiden and lowkromerenuinely reach a Flow State

@them_failure I haven't gotten one across any of the runs I've done it's dire

After not getting any cursed gifts for weeks, I got the hwando in the middle of floor 5 and had to extend the run to floor 6 just to purify it, only to get hohenheim’s tape immediately after, but I dropped it since my gifts were ass and I had not built to play Soup

@them_failure Oh most definitely I'm built like a stick

@BehemothNight I could probably fight back but I will let myself be shoved into a locker one time just to experience it

Followers, do I have "aura"? I don't really consider that one of my characteristics

@them_failure (I mean this in the friendly way ofc, you just give me phenomenal nerd/dork energy and I have the urge to bully you sometimes)

@them_failure I would shove you in a locker

@them_failure Look... I think realistically since the release order was Don, Ish, Yi Sang (for the mirror world, anyways, provided my memory is good), it would stand to reason that the next would be outis. However. I cannot begin to fathom the minds of the devs.

Happy almost two months to the Lucio fan humiliation ritual.

@lemoneow This is why I fuck with you sara you know what's up

@lemoneow I need her

@lemoneow This is why twilight princess is the best legend of zelda game

three weeks no northernlion. this means I have to get my own personality again I’m so scared

@them_failure Blood does look a lil tasty though you're right

It’s probably best for my health that I’m asexual because I might be a hemophile (not a hemophiliac) and that opens up a lot of new risks

Whenever I get blood drawn, I always watch the capsules as they fill up and think to myself that it seems like it would be really refreshing to crack one of those open and down it in one go

The first prompt I got assigned after that was someone requesting yuri. You really knew your stuff, random internet stranger. I dunno how this will help me make new friends when the website is anonymous but your brain is huge.

using the funny website because i like talking to random people, and these two screenshots were taken moments apart. I have done what I can, random person who asked me to write aquarium yuri after i asked them how i can talk to the wonderful lesbians on the pretend ai site.

@lemoneow I respect it even if I don't fuck with big beefy men like you do