BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt

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The problem is that there is barely anything in this game that can survive long enough for her to use her full kit against it without the player having to throw for a few turns

It’s absurd to think that we still haven’t quite seen the full power of her kit yet, with proper setup she can clash a 19 and above on all her skills, has an 18 rolling evade, kills full health slash endure/resist enemies with an S1, and deals Nursefather S3-2 damage with an S3-1

@Uneronero If I was an industry plant I’d at least be paid for all the work I do. The world isn’t that kind, though.

@them_failure No like genuinely you're DEFINETLY an industry plant account made by kim ji hoon himself

Wo-o-o-o-oh! I’m about to fall over!

@angelfrgr I mostly play single player games.

@them_failure Do you like any online games?

Mommy only fucks people who mess up the Wordle BAD. Ara ara, you didn’t even get a single green until the sixth guess? Mmgh…

@yaoicocaiine Hello, been a while. How are you

@yaoicocaiine I hope it was a good reintroduction manu

One year ago today x.com/them_failure/s…

Happy one year anniversary to Canto VIII! I recommend doing a Lei Heng fight to celebrate!

@ASDFaust You post Wordle humiliation porn one time and all of a sudden you’re an industry plant. I see how it is

The concept of pmtwt industry plant wordle humiliation

@HornedWriter It took a while to pick up at the start everyone was just yelling at me

@them_failure Fuck you mean tough crowd 😭😭😭

@lexia_solve_e They called me that back in high school. The ojou-sama I worked for paid me a living wage. Nice gig, it was.

@them_failure The Human Chair

Is sleeping with your head on someone’s lap even comfortable, whenever I see it I can only think of how much my neck would hurt when I wake up

Goodnight, everyone! Remember that desire is the root of all suffering, so please desire a lot so I can continue to derive pleasure from watching you all suffer! Love and peace! ❤️✌️

@lexia_solve_e That's cool I usually use a bed or sometimes a couch or chair

@them_failure I am not a fucker but I am a cuddler I have slept in places people are afraid to go to with a gun

@lexia_solve_e Only kind of sleeping position with another person that I like is the classic head on shoulder. Then again, I do not have enough (read: any) experience with anything else to do comparisons

@them_failure Decent as a cuddling position but ive never fallen asleep like that An embrace with a person with a convenient build IS surprisingly comfortable though

@dumitaph This isn't about bangers

@them_failure It will bang next time, dont worry.

@BehemothNight But if they have thick thighs then wouldn’t your neck be propped up too high

@them_failure it can be if the person isn't built like a string bean

@himekoyomin Yes

@them_failure u good Jay

@NoorinStuff I finished the school year and for reasons unknown to me I think if sex jokes more frequently the less busy I am

@them_failure The sex related tweet's been increasing lately what's up with taht...

@snyezhny cutie little thang. name it kat with a k. the with a k is part of the name