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CEO of Thighs

@BertTheMachine

Follow if you don't mind ego-boosting an insecure man and don't mind seeing the occasional horny retweet thanks ✌️😎

Knowhere 参加日 Mayıs 2018
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Alien: Isolation
Alien: Isolation@AlienIsolation·
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@Games2Grackle @pcgamer @BethesdaStudios Tbf Obsidian went into the agreement knowing they would only get 18 months and signed a contract saying they'd get a bonus if they scored 85 or higher, it was also their choice then to get wayyy too ambitious for what the game should have, which caused the messy release it had.
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Euclidean Paradox@Games2Grackle·
@pcgamer Yeah Obsidian, you big dummies! Why did you not make a masterpiece in 18 measly months! Just be like us, where we can announce a game 7 years in advance before we even get started coding on a 24 year old relic of an engine! @BethesdaStudios
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PC Gamer@pcgamer·
Fallout: New Vegas dev says Bethesda made the studio sit through 'a whole powerpoint about all the things Obsidian did wrong' pcgamer.com/games/fallout/…
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CEO of Thighs@BertTheMachine·
@dreadspitewar @TwinkLit42 You're a strange specimen, fascinated by the prospect of someone being happier than you, imagination running wild conceiving desperate scenarios of their downfall. Chud behaviour 🫪
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CEO of Thighs@BertTheMachine·
@prasad1287 @IGN Well the first game released on Xbox 5 years after the initial release, so 2030 perhaps? Hopefully earlier. Project Helix would let you just buy it off steam before that point though.
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Jayaprasad Mohanan@prasad1287·
@IGN Did he mean only "PlayStation and PC" gamers? As an XBOX player who has played the first one for over 210 hours, it's a bummer to miss out on the 2nd part.
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IGN@IGN·
Hideo Kojima stressed to his team that he wanted to ensure that players jumping into Death Stranding 2: On the Beach would have a great time "all the way to the end." bit.ly/3NPaV1k
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Spookier_Things | GRUDGE FOR DBD
Spookier_Things | GRUDGE FOR DBD@brown_brye81302·
“Resident Evil 4 didn’t need a remake!” Yeah, but I’m glad it got one. The original is still widely available and the remake makes enough differences to warrant its own existence as a separate product. You’re allowed to eat two cakes. No one’s stopping you.
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Capcom Europe
Capcom Europe@CapcomEurope·
A message to all our fans from the Resident Evil series executive producer, Jun Takeuchi, on our 30th anniversary. Our deepest thanks and appreciation to all of you. 🌿❤️
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cents
cents@cents150·
@saladinskull death stranding 2 is a walking simulator filled with woke propaganda, expedition 33 is revolutionary and will be talked about for decades
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Dogs conducted an entire orchestra just by wagging their tails.
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Fenmore@fentmore_·
@VeryCansado I hope his parents walk in on him doing these overexaggerated movements like he's in an anime. Embarrassing.
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CEO of Thighs@BertTheMachine·
@flowzr91 @obmwo_v @TafferKing451 I beat Insanity with only the Blood Collector Upgrade and Bootleg Bracelet, it really isn't that hard if you learn the mechanics of the game. I'm doing an under 4 hour, no healing, no blood run now on Insanity too. With Infinite Ammo, I call it my victory lap.
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flow 🐀@flowzr91·
@obmwo_v @TafferKing451 It's almost mandatory to do a no healing, no blood collecting, finish the game in 4 hours playthrough after the first one if you want to try Insanity anyway Nearly impossible to get through it without infinite ammo and OP weapons unless you're a crazy person
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Dillon Rogers
Dillon Rogers@TafferKing451·
What do you mean insanity difficulty starts with the zombies being blister heads
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GrimlordTachanka🍉
GrimlordTachanka🍉@Grimlord0818·
@Yuna_Lightning I think you have to get to a certain health point where the next shot would kill them, aim and wait for them to attack you and then pull the trigger right before they hit you
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kizma.x@KizmaX01·
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Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺@joakial_·
New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council: "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator"
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@HBigMan_ You have to pay Games Workshop prices for all the model kits that army is converted into
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CEO of Thighs@BertTheMachine·
@DanXans @EditsGoesHard Since the Ghoul doesn't know the Courier (as far as we know) he's more likely referring to House, seeing as he's infamous for "rigging the game" and he knows him personally too.
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IGN Brasil
IGN Brasil@IGNBrasil·
VAMOS HOMENS! 🤤🥵
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Dara 🦊
Dara 🦊@mewtwonited·
Perfect bans atm. Fuck them all
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Oney Plays
Oney Plays@OneyPlays·
📢 MEWGENICS GIVEAWAY! We’re Teaming Up With @edmundmcmillen To Give Away 10 Copies of MEWGENICS! To Enter ➡️ Retweet & Like This Post ➡️ Comment MEWGENICS To This Post We’ll Announce 10 Winners Tomorrow!
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