Big Al Goldstein
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I mean, you spent the past 8 years calling Michelle Obama a man and Jill Biden a fake doctor… not saying I'm okay with Kimmel's comment but let's be real here, they have 0 obligation to defend her and making this about feminism is dumb bc it's mostly an attack on Trump, not her.
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub
You’d think Laura Bush or Michelle Obama would come to Melania’s defense here. Some things should just be universally out of bounds. But alas not a peep because everything they claim to believe in, such as supporting other women, is purely performative. Ghouls in human skin.
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Democrat House Leader Hakeem Jeffries stands by calling for "maximum warfare" against President Trump even after the assassination attempt on him and his administration.
JEFFRIES: "I stand by it...I don’t give a damn about your criticism!”
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A blue whale’s vagina is big enough to fit 6 grown men, making it the world’s second largest pussy, after Jimmy Kimmel
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Ran out of water at apartment
Lukey opens a pantry, reveals so much water. “Want an emergency water?”
Yeah dude. I would’ve loved that all the times I rationed my water over the months because I thought we didn’t have any water left
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@BarstoolChief You’ve been watching hockey long enough to know it isn’t this simple. Do people think it’s shaped like an egg? Dude no it’s a ref issue.
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I mean this is a goal. Why are we still talking about this? do people think the puck is shaped like an egg?
Jonny Lazarus@JLazzy23
There are going to be some crazyyyyy conversations about this tomorrow across hockey media. It’s easy to guess that it completely crossed the goal line, but there’s definitely no way you can tell for sure based on Jarry’s skate.
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@mobydeekhead @NigBaby69 Oh god I just saw your pfp you are not joking this is very funny. Carry on sir or ma’am
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What’s satirical about being athletic as a teenager playing JV & varsity sports? I find a baseball easier to catch with a glove than a football (played WR so I can catch one decently well). If you think catching a ball with a big ass glove is hard that’s a self report on you bud
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@mobydeekhead @NigBaby69 Lmaooooooo I have to know if this is satire please tell me
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@TropicoEchelon @grippyblowfish This may not get the love it deserves but it’s a top tier tweet respect
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What is his hat even supposed to say
John “Billy Goat” Williams@wardamnbilly
Wearing an upside down letter hat telling people what they can and can’t wear while golfing btw just delete your account man
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Funny thing is, Im republican and voted for Trump.
The way I've been treated in this thread shows me exactly why people say Republicans are close minded.
Want to talk about easily offended....then discuss this joke...because this thread is full of "Republicans" crying over a joke.
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Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow."
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I get that Kroenke owns the Rams as well as the Avalanche, Nuggets and Rapids but this just seems so unnecessary when the Avalanche are playing the LA Kings in the playoffs. The Rams are continuing to grow their fan base in LA, why alienate LA sports fans?
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@johnnymaga Republicans can’t even protect themselves. How can they protect a nation?
We are the laughing stock of the world.
The head of the FBI was in the room for fucks sake.
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🚨 SHOTS FIRED AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER
President Trump and JD Vance rushed off stage.
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@FulltimeHalf @rgfray1 -the person who comments on things before they watch/listen to them. Hilarious. You’re a dumb fuck
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Barstool Chief fell for a fake IG story of Connor Bedard going to Milan to replace Sidney Crosby at the Olympics and asks Chicago Blackhawks GM Kyle Davidson about it
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This crowd in Ottawa is pathetic. Down a goal and nobody on their feet. About to get swept. Brady deserves better. Get him out of there
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@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat do we have just another day at the stool shirts ready to go
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