Clint Fuddlesticks

@UCLASoftball @BigTenNetwork Playing in a conference of weak dicks makes things easy.

BRINGING THE B1G BOOM! 💥 📺: @BigTenNetwork 📲: foxsports.com/live/btn #GoBruins

@wsuares Big heart, excited about his future, just made a mistake. Diddn’t dew nuffin.

‼️MASS SHOOTING ARREST - Edmond police say charges against 18 year old Jaylan Davis upgraded to Felony Murder. okcfox.com/news/local/wat…

@JesseRogersESPN Cut him.

Injury happened sitting down to play with his kids

Suspect in custody in Arcadia Lake mass shooting that police say may be gang-related oklahoman.com/story/news/cri…

@MbarkCherguia At some point there will be a video of kids getting run over. Stupid games and such.

You pull up to the light and your car doors start getting opened by a group of kids. How are you reacting?

Video from the Austrian pavilion at the Venice Biennale: Artist Florentina Holzinger hangs upside down inside a giant bronze bell. She swings back and forth and literally “rings” the bell with her own body. This is part of a large-scale installation about the climate apocalypse. The bell with a person inside symbolizes a warning about the coming flood. The Biennale officially opens on May 9, 2026, but the performance has already begun.

@unlimited_ls Didden due nuffins short some wheels.

NEW: Police seize nearly 80 dirt-bikes and ATVs after trapping dozens of teens during an illegal street takeover on a California bridge (HELICOPTER FOOTAGE) Video shows riders trying to push through traffic to get out, before realizing every exit was blocked Most of them ended up abandoning their bikes and running on foot Nine people were arrested, including one who tried to hide in the water. Police also recovered two firearms and impounded several vehicles used in the takeover

@PeteThamel @AdamSchefter Fuck this kid. Pete Rose treatment.

Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby, who is under NCAA investigation for making bets via a gambling app, has retained the noted lawyer Jeffrey Kessler to try to regain his college eligibility, sources tell me and @AdamSchefter.

@CollinRugg Let the invasion and take over begin. Congrats Texas.

NEW: ‘Muslim City’ in Texas gets legal win after a judge ordered that the state must comply with developers. The East Plano Islamic Community (EPIC), which has now been rebranded to The Meadow, will feature 1,000 homes, a mosque, schools, and more. Texas leaders are worried that project leaders will begin imposing Sharia law. Developers were just awarded a win when a Travis County Judge ordered that Texas state agency, Texas Workforce Commission, must comply with the agreed upon terms with the developer. The Texas Workforce Commission had argued that the project was under investigation. “This development remains under active investigation with our federal partners at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). We are taking immediate steps to appeal this decision,” the agency said.

@nypost Chilling footage? Intern running this account needs to grow a cock.

Chilling footage shows sicko walking Rhode Island streets in KKK robe trib.al/xCXlsuX

@On3 @PeteNakos Enjoy the year long suspension dipshit.

NEW: Sources who have reviewed the betting data told @PeteNakos that, dating back to 2022, Brendan Sorsby placed more than 10k wagers and at one point averaged 20 bets per day. Sorsby placed bets across multiple states, using a range of gambling apps. on3.com/news/texas-tec…

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @J_OuthouseJr4 Almost made it a whole 2 months. Congrats kid.

BREAKING: Four-Star CB Jerry Outhouse has Decommitted from Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’1 185 CB from Fort Worth, TX had been Committed to the Bulldogs since March 6th He currently holds a total of 43 offers on3.com/rivals/jerry-o…

@TMZ We wished she’d leave America because she’s a nasty terrorist loving slob.

Rep. Rashida Tlaib says taxpayers should not foot the bill for the White House Ballroom!

@GovTimWalz Sounds like you got told to fall in line or go down with the pirates, gimp.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@sweeneydailyx $400M gets you hot chicks even with a name like scooter.

Shocking that the cubs face a team with talent and get their shit pushed in.

@SECNetwork @CCMachine @OU_Softball Don’t have the pitching to win a natty. Home runs are cool though.

OKLAHOMA HAS DONE IT‼️ The Sooners have set a new program and NCAA single-season team home run record 👏 @OU_Softball

False hope for beating up on dog shit teams. @Cubs run up against a good team and they get bitch slapped.

@piersmorgan Hahahahaha. Yall can’t even take back your homeland from the Mooselimbs.

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@jayroo69 Disgusting humans, disgusting country. Jesus.

I'll have one "Diarrhea on The Beach" shot please