Chris Simmons

@GlosCricketFdn @fairfordcricket @ThornburyCC @PainswickScores @LydneyCricket @chalford_cc @CharltonKingsCC @WEPLCricket @GlosCCL @BandDCricket @SDCA16 @Stroud_Cricket @HuntleyCricket @bwipcc @Bitton_CC @HighnamCourt_CC @GoldenHillCC @BristolCricketC @Qued_hardcc @BrislingtonCC @ParkendCC Fair play Sam Young, I think I had a chance there!

How the fuck is that a penalty. VAR is a fucking joke, cannot stand it. Who wants that to be a penalty? Football is not binary.

BBC Sport have just done a feature on what football will be like 2036. Back in 1994, on the football show Standing Room Only, they looked at the future of the game. This one from 32 years ago was more serious.

That #BarnsleyFC fan has aged.

Another cracker from They Think It's All Over. Sam Torrance desperately trying to not tell a story about his mate filming porn on a hotel TV, that he tells another story instead. Only for Jonathan Ross to tell it instead. Sam's face throughout is amazing.

y pensar que estuve en Tarragona el año pasao me libre de milagro de la batalla del Ebro de 1938

Cuesta entender como Arbeloa podía ver la primera parte y no sacar ningún cambio en el descanso…. fuera ya….

Una joven española en Dubái denuncia la gestión de la Embajada española en Abu Dabi. x.com/WillyTolerdoo/…

So so so poor this

Hostia…

Medieval peasant after the war of the roses:

Partido de loooocos

"Alguien se ha cagado en el lavabo del baño del colegio" Las tías: "Qué asco 🤢" Los pibes yendo a ver :

mi primer ministro ❤️

John Lithgow says J.K. Rowling's anti-trans views are "inexplicable" and "people insisted I walk away" from playing Dumbledore in HBO's #HarryPotter but "I chose not to do that." “I take the subject extremely seriously. She has created this amazing canon for young people and it has jumped into the consciousness of the society. It’s about good versus evil, kindness versus cruelty. I find her views ironic and inexplicable. I’ve never met her, she’s not really involved in this production at all. But the people who are, are remarkable. It upsets me when people are opposed to me having anything to do with this. But in ‘Potter’ canon you see no trace of transphobic sensitivity. She’s written this mediation of kindess and acceptance. And Dumbledore is a beautiful role. It was a hard decision. It made me uncomfortable and unhappy that people insisted I walk away from the job. I chose not to do that.” Read more here: variety.com/2026/film/glob…

“¿Por qué seguis yendo a la cancha?” Por esto 🥹♥️:

Posiblemente sea la mejor carta que se ha hecho nunca a los Reyes Magos “La Nintendo Switch y un chaleco antibalas”

*Mi prima lesbiana presenta a su novia en Nochevieja* Mi tío el cuñado: “Al final las únicas que van a cenar almejas hoy son ellas”

@FootballCliches Loved it, thanks guys.

That was IMMENSE fun, thanks to all 700(?!) teams/solo quizzers for joining us, congrats to Jackie Milburn's Psychiatrists for edging it at the end, apologies for the unnecessary mini pork pie speed-eating AND the Fred Perry/Samuel Eto'o blunders, and well done for raising a tidy four-figure sum for @Shelter We'll do another one of these later in the year (as well as the live quizzes around the country, stay tuned for those dates), cheers! x

Ronnie O’Sullivan: “If Mark Selby is struggling mentally and I’m struggling mentally and John Higgins is struggling mentally then the other 124 players will 1 million per cent be struggling.”

@FootballCliches that Fred Perry question a travesty