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@NotYourNyukwaKE @NyongOwiti Who's better?

@NyongOwiti If by now you don't see the comparison, nothing i say to you will change your mind. You Vote for Matiang'i.

This is how ruto was sounding back in 2021 and 2022 mpaka he had y'all convinced that he is a genius who will propell this country to greater heights.

@EACinvestor 200k is actually low tbh

Please show us the math of a real estate portfolio of 20M making 200K per month. We are waiting!

@Stawishatech @EACinvestor This is very possible. What are you saying?

@EACinvestor 50 bedsitters za 4500 where occupancy ni 80%+ can't give you this?

@WayeshAndrew @omondike_ @SakajaJohnson

@omondike_ @SakajaJohnson Ju she doesn't deserve the job or what is your point? What are her qualifications vis-a-vis the required ones? Post them. Let us analyse and draw conclusions that she indeed does not merit the position.

We're a joke!!! Governor @SakajaJohnson appoints Gaucho Calvince Okoth as Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital board member.

@Iam_TheInsider @TheODMparty From the @EtalePhilip school of comms.

@TheODMparty This party has really stooped low. What tha fuck is "REAPCT".

@TrackGazette @Adenya_E these guys are going to be nerfed by AK

World Athletics has rejected all 11 applications submitted by the Türkiye Athletics Federation for athletes seeking to switch allegiance to 🇹🇷 Türkiye ahead of the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. The athletes affected include: 🇰🇪 Brigid Kosgei 🇰🇪 Ronald Kwemoi 🇰🇪 Catherine Amanang'ole 🇰🇪 Brian Kibor 🇰🇪 Nelvin Jepkemboi 🇯🇲 Rojé Stona 🇯🇲 Rajindra Campbell 🇯🇲 Jaydon Hibbert 🇯🇲 Wayne Pinnock 🇳🇬 Favour Ofili 🇷🇺 Sophia Yakushina World Athletics has said the allegiance switches would compromise key Council imperatives, including protecting the credibility of national representative competitions. As a result, none of the athletes are eligible to represent Türkiye in National Representative Competitions such as the World Championships or Olympic Games.

@GlitteringAnge @Kalasinga_ @gikuyu254 He said he meant mtungi

@Kalasinga_ @gikuyu254 Really, I thought it would come down to 300 per house hold vile Ile nugu ilisema

Cooking gas is what will hit us hard.

@05BM44 How is everyone stealing from him?? insiderbits.co.ke/court/american…

Kilimani, Nairobi County: Eunice Adhiambo, a domestic worker who broke into a drawer of her employer, Casey Cain, an American national & stole USD 15,000 was traced (pinged) & arrested at Raila estate in Kawangware. During the search at her premises, officers recovered $1050 🧵

@itsaleks @gitts Been doing it for sometime now. Try it

@gitts Come back after the 5th or 10th transaction.

I just paid an M-pesa paybill from Airtel money and i got the transaction costs back as airtime. Catch me using M-pesa app again!

@gwada_sharon You won't go back

Heh? Trying this end month and coming back with a testimony!

@jamoh023 @BlackBarmitzvar No difference to sending direct

@BlackBarmitzvar But hainanga option ya pay to pochi la biashara ile ya saf.

Unknown life hack. Unalipa all bills na Airtel, you get it back as airtime, end of week unanunua zile bundles ya 300 ama 500 using that airtime refund. You’ll never spend money on calls and data ever again!

@BravinYuri Why don't you guys just use Airtel?

I have made my peace and chose to uninstall the New Safaricom App. It was good while it lasted. Back to sim toolkit. Who even came up with such an idea. Not even Banking Apps are that frustrating.

@denniskiplangat @kiruti Still. East would've been North

@kiruti They used Kajiado Central as the reference. The other constituencies were generally named with respect to which cardinal direction they bordered Kajiado Central. Kajiado East is to the east of Kajiado Central, Kajiado South is to the south of Kajiado Central etc.

Kajiado County constituencies have never made sense to me. Kajiado West is east of Kajiado North. Kajiado North is basically towards the west. Kajiado East is basically in the North. Kajdiado South is mostly towards the East. It's like cardinal points are suggestions

@brockhoff1 @MarioNawfal That doesn't faze them

@MarioNawfal Well, they’re stupid because they will have the rest destroyed now!

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 BREAKING: Iran releases a blistering statement after 21 hours of talks collapse in Islamabad: "The American enemy, which is vile, wicked and dishonest, attempted to achieve on the negotiating table what it could not achieve through war. Iran has decided to reject these terms and continue the sacred defense of its fatherland by any means necessary, military or diplomatic." That's the IRGC calling the United States "vile, wicked and dishonest" minutes after Vance boarded Air Force Two. They say the U.S. demanded Iran hand over enriched uranium and give up sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. Iran said no to both. This statement wasn't written after the talks failed. This was written before they started. The IRGC never intended to accept these terms, and the language, "sacred defense by any means necessary," is a direct signal that the military wing is back in control of Iran's decision-making. Ghalibaf walked in with photos of dead children from Minab. The IRGC delegation landed separately. 86 officials sat through 21 hours. And in the end, the people who actually run Iran decided that what America offered wasn't worth what America destroyed. Source: WSJ

@keepthetalkreal @Maryian96 Her father's given name must be Kemboi

@Maryian96 Why is she called Kemboi and not Ruto?

Mitchell Jelimo Kemboi, Capt William Ruto's daughter who perished in a road crash, was born in 2007

@taona93 @coach4freelance @lorsehatitudes The bus ticket, yes.

@coach4freelance @lorsehatitudes It's the ticket man

$80 for a match ticket at a World Cup isn’t bad at a… Oh.

@Kama36378Kamau @Kenyans Credit for addressing MCAs?? How low is the bar?

@Kenyans This was the first time a Kenyan President addressed a County Assembly since devolution began in 2010 , Let's give credit where it's due

Nairobi MCAs chant ‘Tutam’ as Ruto walks into the Nairobi County Assembly

@ignyharaz2 Fielder and Axio owner

Hapa rada ni gani? I see people parking their vehicles nje ya ploti na hajawahi kuwa na wasiwasi

@bomboluly @RonaldMwan12206 Comparing SoFi to Talanta is crazy

@RonaldMwan12206 By 2010, Wembley Stadium, with a 90,000 capacity, had cost around KSh 150–160 billion. By 2020, SoFi Stadium in the USA had cost over KSh 600–700 billion.

Same seats in Kenya. But Kenyans still complain 😭😭

@KaleNeyole @ChegeVic_254 😅😅

@ChegeVic_254 They will do the same scope of work,buy Kenya build kenya

This was my hustle back in 2012 unanunua zenye zimegwaruzwa body and dead battery,you go to grogon n do aproper paintjob and buy anew battery,seal it and pack in anew box nakurudi soko.Basically laptop is tested by first it's battery and speed if it passes the two it's OK