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@editingemily The other 1/4 is driving the little human(s) to and from places with pure disregard to your own schedule.

Three-fourths of parenting is saying “Hang on” in a convincing tone.

BREAKING: FDA approves Biogen's Alzheimer's drug, the first new therapy for the disease in nearly two decades cnbc.com/2021/06/07/fda…

@editingemily Ahh, yeah...I actually just listened to an episode about this in the @IQ_Podcast Hope you are OK though ❤️

What is it about someone asking if you’re OK that spurs a complete breakdown?

@BlueBellBetty GA+ sold out quick so had to settle for GA. But I JUST got them.

@Cayaness Any luck? I'm still waiting.

How long does one usually wait on the standby page for #ACLFest tickets?

I'm starting to get #BadBunny flashbacks waiting in this standby page #ACLFest #TicketPTSD

cuando más callado estoy es cuando más tengo que decir

this.

When things don't happen right away, just remember: It takes six months to build a Rolls-Royce and 13 hours to build a Toyota.

50% of children whose parents do not have a high school degree live in poverty. 32% of children whose parents have only a high school degree live in poverty. 11% of children whose parents have some college live in poverty. Don’t let anyone tell you education doesn’t matter.

I'm not impressed if you're a good engineer. I'm impressed if you're a good teammate.

It’s time for #AppleEvent Bingo! Looking forward to this one, I think we could finally score our first “bingo.” Retweets appreciated! Please don’t copy/redistribute without credit.

at what stage in a relationship is it appropriate to start using agile methodologies

@jasminexETH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Someone I went to HS with is on FB telling people to sell their Doge coin and I commented “you told people to sell their Bitcoin when it was 1K... maybe you should sit this one out” He just blocked me 😂

Protesting to demand justice for Black lives? Here's what you should know.

@PaolaNotPaolo 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@ToyotaCenter @sanbenito

JUST ADDED: Due to popular demand, Bad Bunny has added a 2nd show in Houston at Toyota Center on February 17, 2022! 
Get your presale tickets NOW: bit.ly/3afa8Qu

Basically. #BadBunnyConcert #EUTDM

Me: going to Ticketmaster to buy Bad Bunny tickets *2000+ people ahead of you*

Dang @coinbase I see you! #Coinbase #IPO