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Bad news: our current financial system is as old as this instrument. Good news: Joe is back. Hit it Joe.

@tylerbroqs We're finally smarter

@coinbase that’s right lol. AI can only read ‘BITCOIN’

Nice.

@MalloryUltra it's got double the utility

@coinbase It works better for this actually

Dear algorithm, Please show this to people who want one place for: - Crypto - Equities - Perps - Options - Futures - Indices - Commodities - FX - Agentic trading - Earning - Lending - Borrowing - Predictions - Credit - Payments Thanks, The Everything Exchange.

@iamveektoria_ then you're in the right place

@coinbase I want one place for everything.

@khadija_thioub you drink coffee from a bottle?

@coinbase So basically you built a Swiss army knife for finance and forgot the bottle opener for my coffee. Nice.

@CoinbasePredict @grok what does this mean?

JUST IN: There's now a 78% chance the Fed will not cut rates this year.

@Jon36770531 @cobie You can access millions of assets the moment they launch on Base and Solana using the DEX coinbase.com/dex

@coinbase @cobie Coinbase, I’ve got a serious question for you. Why do y’all list new coins after the pump? Why don’t you add them to the platform as soon as they are released I mean, you know so American citizens can actually make money.

Asked @cobie if he wants to run the Coinbase account too.

@raikucom Us too.

@coinbase I love this guy

Bad news: our current financial system is as old as this instrument. Good news: Joe is back. Hit it Joe.

No country uses crypto more than India. Now, users from across the country have more access than ever to the future of finance on Coinbase.

@rutowallet Joe and his fotoplayer go way back. How it started… reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

@coinbase Who's joe ?

@LxKus Hit it.

@coinbase Absolute banger marketing

@AerodromeFi +1

@coinbase Time for an upgrade

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Stablecoins just keep making things better. Marex is enabling clients to use USDC as initial margin for US-regulated futures and options, powered by Coinbase’s infrastructure, to give their traders a new level of capital efficiency. The best collateral can move 24/7, whenever the market does.

@LxKus good take

@coinbase There’s always a chance. It either happens or it doesn’t.

So you're saying there's a chance?