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@Robnson_T It's called Dutch courage and it's allowed. After dressing up, pour and gulp a shot of whiskey and dash out immediately for the interview venue. Thank me later.

I highly recommend going for an interview alittle bit drunk. The level of confidence after a few shots of liquor>>>>

@DazylingQueeen I'll go to room 269 and stay for a year, after that I'll be ready to meet my maker.

Which room are you picking? 🤔

@ChuksEricE She's beautiful and playful, the guy is just the quiet and laid back type. They're cute together.

Izzy Ogbeide and her husband have come out on social media to debunk online claims that whenever she posts videos of them together, people allege she forced her husband into the marriage, that she is older than him, and that is why she is oppr£ssing him, as the husband insists he was not forced into the marriage.

@a4lasade I'll never inform her that I'm leaving, she'll look for me and won't see me.

I got the offer as Personal Assistant to one former Commissioner for Women Affairs in Kogi State. I moved from Abuja to Lokoja with her. On our way, I asked about my salary, but she told me not to worry about that until we got there. First week passed, then second week… nothing. Before I knew it, I had turned into a dispatcher, moving from one office to another delivering letters on a bike😂 Then salary time came… she handed me ₦20k. I just laughed in shock, me that was earning ₦40k at the bank, now ₦20k under Lokoja sun? I had to pause and really think about my life. I wasn’t even struggling, my family had my back. So why was I putting myself through all that stress? One morning, I told her I had gotten a job in Abuja. Packed my bags and headed back home. Peace of mind first, always.

@_Nsznn Instead of selling your car, drive to the village and bid the time until things get better.

My bro, I know things are hard but please don’t sell your car.

@chularh He's a real one.

@Chasingbagzz Everybody loves Drake ❤️

Me and my roommate usually gather money to buy foodstuffs at home. One day he invites his babe home to spend the night. Night came, I usually sleep late but that day I pretended to sleep early. Around 1am I kept hearing sounds, I wasn't even bothered. By 7am when the girl.....

@Dammi_Esq You still refer to someone who discouraged you from putting a tracker in your car a friend? Because of the person's experience? I wish you well.

I was talking to a friend recently about installing a tracker in my car. Just for peace of mind, you know? he laughed and said, Dammi!, it’s not even worth it. I didn’t get it at first until he sent me picture of his own Toyota Fortuner. The car had two trackers installed. It was st0len and after few hours, they found it, but definitely not the way you’d hope. The SUV was completely bũtchêred. Only the chassis was left. Everything else gone. Just scraps. Seeing the picture honestly changed how I think about all this. Now I’m here, still considering putting a tracker in my car but I can’t l!e, it doesn’t even feel worth it anymore. At this point, I’m just wondering. Are trackers really about protecting your car, or just giving you a false sense of security? 🤔

@BenjaminDivin17 We should flog you for making a woman an emergency contact.

Got arrested by zone 16 Bayelsa and slept in the cell, came out the next day after paying 1m for me and my guys. Called my girlfriend to explain everything that happened because I didn't speak to her all day and had missed all her calls, even other calls too. Was trying to tell

@XcessCars My Corolla, My pride. Beauty and rugged at its peak.

People that do not own a car are the only people that shame those driving Corolla.

@AlexxArty @Munalozy Chai. The man is a nut case.

@Munalozy @Chasingbagzz What I’m currently facing, 7 months of livin 2geda nw n dis man has never for once clean d bathroom, toilet n kitchen i do everytin. He kips plates 4lyk 2days b4 washing always forming tiredness everytime but call him to meet u at a bar in a hot afternoon he’ll be there b4 time

Don’t let your friend become your roommate. 😭

@CharlesGoodnew3 @docwasabipass Na lie oo. He can't see this and still go to jail oo. He should move on with his life in peace instead of killing and ending in jail.

@docwasabipass The man is weak and stupid.......use better cutlass on them both, you dey shout DONT MOVE..... Idiot man

He should forgive her. No one is above mistake

@Aduradara61049 When it rains, it pours. Everything that is going well will continue going well, and everything that is going bad will continue going bad.

I’ve never understood why it’s easier for men to get girls when they have a girlfriend than when they’re single

@Munalozy The truth is before I'll bring you in I'll make sure that I can swallow everything you throw at me. So during this period you can subtly be teaching them how to be in your space by pointing out the things they're not doing well, and also be ready to ignore most of them.

What can you say about a friend who you accommodated but then you realize he is so disorganize, doesn't flush well, keeps plates for days before washing, doesn't buy any food or toiletries, doesn't even pay rent. Spoke to him and he don't care. Lol, no be everything dem dey talk sha. 🤣 Accomodate 5 people and 3 will likely disappoint you.

@adebisidejoke Wrong premise, wrong conclusion. 10 is not an attacking midfield.

If 10 is an Attacking midfielder, then what is the role of an 8???😭😭😭

@kenkenlewu I have always lived by this code since I heard it in the Godfather "Never take sides with anybody against the family". That brother messed up too much.

They gave my brother a slot in his office. I was about to round up my service then, so my dad told him to submit my name. He disagreed and gave his girlfriend the slot instead, they employed her. A few months later, she cheated on him with one of his bosses and later married the boss. My brother and I are not on talking terms to this day.

@Generalprime11 @ChuksEricE Imagine your thinking. You won't make it thinking like this oo. I recommend you always go out to highbrow areas to see things that will change your mentality. If possible go to 3-5 star hotels, just buy a drink and sit there, watch people come and go, it'll help.

@ChuksEricE people will just be putting their loved ones in bad financial situations....you could have got him a 4runner that will last him up to his great grand children but no...its the worst type of benz you have decided to punish him with....

Beautiful moment Blord surprised his younger brother at the airport, picking him up with a new car, without him knowing the car was actually a gift for him✨♥️

@ChuksEricE Same reason I like staying in a neighborhood where everyone minds their business. You can never go wrong living in an estate, nobody get your time.

“I’ve been wondering if this guy is cvrsed.”👀 — Neighbour says as he films the number of girls his neighbour brings home day and night.

@CHIZZY_BB Caressing the breast: A practical approach.

Kings take note, this is for u😇