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Chris Middleton

@ChrisMid

Journalist, writer, satirist.

Newcastle 参加日 Mayıs 2024
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Chris Middleton
Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
✈️🎄Fly Them Home For Christmas✈️🎄 The new charity parody song by Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers has just been released, this time raising money for Helping Homeless Veterans UK. Please like, share, and donate to support the cause. More info below 👇
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Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
Update: It seems that Freezing This Christmas has now also been taken down as well. We have not heard anything from any of the streaming platforms as to why this is happening. Both songs remain on YouTube for now, but we don't know what's happening.
Chris Middleton@ChrisMid

I am sad to announce that Fly Them Home For Christmas has been taken down from all platforms apart from X and YouTube. We are unsure exactly why this is, but you can still listen to the song here (for now!). Please donate to help our homeless veterans if you haven't already!

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Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
I am sad to announce that Fly Them Home For Christmas has been taken down from all platforms apart from X and YouTube. We are unsure exactly why this is, but you can still listen to the song here (for now!). Please donate to help our homeless veterans if you haven't already!
Chris Middleton@ChrisMid

✈️🎄Fly Them Home For Christmas✈️🎄 The new charity parody song by Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers has just been released, this time raising money for Helping Homeless Veterans UK. Please like, share, and donate to support the cause. More info below 👇

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Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
Keir Starmer admitted that he wouldn’t want to live near an asylum hotel. Yet he’s perfectly happy to impose them on the British people, whether they like it or not.
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Keir Starmer: "There's lots of housing available [to accommodate asylum seekers]." Meg Hillier: "Have you got any examples?" Keir Starmer: "No but I'll write in." Meg Hillier: "There isn't a lot of spare housing available." Keir Starmer: "Exactly".
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Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
Thank you all for supporting the song so far! We've already raised over £4,000 for Helping Homeless Veterans! Please buy the song on iTunes and donate if you can! 🙏 linktr.ee/FlyThemHomeFor…
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We Stand United@StandUnitedGB·
Keir Starmer and the Granny Harmers, for the second year running, have released yet another Christmas banger titled 'Fly Them Home For Christmas." Enjoy! youtu.be/egNQdEhh-gA?si…
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Ezz@ChemicToffee·
@ChrisMid @moon1valorant @1872Stu_ It fucking is! You twat - It's obvious on many levels. You may be able to dupe folk that don't know their music. Witless prick.
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𖦏🇪🇺@1872Stu_·
What an absolute masterpiece, get it to Christmas number 1🕺🏼 Fly them home for Christmas😎
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Fly Them Home For Christmas (Parody Cover of Driving Home For Christmas) is now just one place behind the original in the chart! Every single penny raised will go to Helping Homeless Veterans. Please like and share the song to support our campaign!
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
Filling hotels with these unvetted young men who have no respect for women and who treat them like dirt - abusing and intimidating. Can anyone tell me - where is the 'Me Too' movement? Where are the feminists? They're VERY quick to criticise white men. Why the silence now?
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
My policy suggestion. Let's just stop importing vast waves of low-skilled young men from the third world who hate women, hate Britain and hate our way of life. Their misogynistic and backward attitudes have undermined our high-trust society, and made Britain a FAR more dangerous place for women and girls. I don't want them in Britain. The British people don't want them in Britain. Crucially, we must remember that they have arrived both legally and illegally. The crisis isn't just at Dover, it's also Gatwick and Heathrow. Allowing these men in is a decision, a political decision. Deporting them is also a decision, and it's one we must take. Stop importing, start deporting. This is the only way.
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Chris Middleton@ChrisMid·
Fly Them Home For Christmas has now entered the Top 100 on iTunes! Can we get to Number One? ✈️🎄 Please buy the song if you haven't already, 100% of all money raised will go to Helping Homeless Veterans.
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