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“Wes put down the beer and pick up thag book” ok I have 2 hand 🤷‍♀️😈

How to sow without reaping

Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

This era was the healthiest I’ve been in my life I need to go back

High as fuck doing kegles on my living room rug (Wednesday) #Wednesday #Kegels

@FentaClause @stonethecrow77 @MicahhParsons11 You are way too mad

@stonethecrow77 @MicahhParsons11 Who the fuck you speaking for with "we" captain diabetes? You only represent you. We've known Jerry is a problem. Micah acted like a child and still got Jerry's cock in his mouth and cum on his brain rent free

Y’all want me to feel bad? Jerry Jones slandered my name to Cowboys media and national media for months. So I do think I can react to comment if I want to! #respectfully

@Emexactive @AdamSchefter @elleduncanESPN You did not watch the video

@AdamSchefter @elleduncanESPN Nice

Great send off tonight from @elleduncanESPN:

@PaytonHalas Box score watcher RB decision

This was fun to do last week, so let's do it again. Here's how I view the Bears & Packers position groups heading into Sunday's game*. * Injuries and current season performance taken into consideration (e.g. Tucker Kraft being out hurts GB's TE ranking)

i think i just experienced the most perfect movie ever made

@unwellinnit Oh my god I meant “can’t”

@ClawMachine12 am i high or does this make no sense or perhaps both

Guys which one of these smells better I can’t pick one

Never wrong, just early

“You’re so quiet” Thanks it’s in case a Black woman speaks

I can’t wait to drink 18 beers tonight and practice my hard count at the bar

Do you guys want to get Chinese food later?

> everyone say your name and one fun fact about yourself > my name is Wes and I happen to do double damage

This team fucking sucked this week btw

CHECK HIS WATER! CHECK HIS BAG! CHECK HIS BLOOD!

@croutonfactory Drake Maye is electric tho

I take the best naps during patriot games