John Halo

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John Halo

@EpicMasterChief

This is Spartan 117

Delta Halo Katılım Ağustos 2012

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·1h

My sister showed me some harrowing youtube videos for like an hour

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@confusionm8trix Why is this so fire

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machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix·9h

here’s a rare more recent one from last month

machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix

I had a phase one summer after a breakup where I got into lofi field recordings. I would just open up my phone’s voice memo app and start recording. I should bring that back

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@mertcentury Wouldn't make it in today's league

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Ⓜ️ert@mertcentury·9h

@EpicMasterChief Secretariat too. Traveler prolly wasn’t even that fast

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Ⓜ️ert@mertcentury·9h

The confederates are visiting horse graves

Warren Steury@NWSteury

The grave of America’s most famous horse. Traveler.

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John Halo retweetledi

セガ公式アカウント🦔@SEGA_OFFICIAL·18h

セガの大ファンという、世界的なヒップホップグループ『Wu-Tang Clan』のYoung Dirty Bastard氏がSEGA STORE TOKYOとSEGA 65th THE LIMITED SHOPにご来店されました！

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

Me llamo Tio Nasty

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@heythatsmeash I’ll tell basically any woman that she looks like salma hayek and I might even believe it at the time

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ash@heythatsmeash·10h

Guys will be like you kinda look like this one famous woman. She has boobs and features too.

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@harleybaghdad We’re lucky

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Cam@harleybaghdad·10h

Who care. We were raised on Family Guy.

Gentleman Doofus@GentleDoofus

I love that episode, no question, but it does not speak well to this generation’s literacy if their frame of reference for a monkey’s paw is exclusively THE SIMPSONS.

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@911witchery

GIF

QME

willie wagtail@911witchery·9h

More video games need to incorporate milk. Not sure how that would be implemented or why

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·9h

@godfrey_von @chilledspectre Theres simply no room for nice guys in today’s society today

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Godfrey@godfrey_von·10h

they kicked me off the plane because I refused to help myself before I helped others

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the heart@Fredward3948576·1d

I got your whole life splayed out on the graph here and it doesn’t look good. See that line going down? Means you’re on the decline, which is bad.. depending on what it’s measuring... I forgot to add labels. Well this pie chart here, oh- I didn’t add slices, that’s just a circle

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

Crime bosses don't even try to defend themselves anymore they just look at you like this

2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive

American mobster Sammy Gravano pleads guilty in a New York court to federal drug trafficking charges.

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

@mertcentury Learn

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Ⓜ️ert@mertcentury·10h

My daughter mostly just wants to eat strawberries. She doesn’t gaf about much else atm

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

Fuck it I'm hung

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

Anyway so that's when I realized that the problem with my double cheeseburger diet was that I wasn't getting enough protein so I switched to triple cheeseburgers. The libs they tried to make protein illegal but we're bringing it back

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

Debt has gotta be one of my bottom 5 things to get saddled with

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

I’m playing the Mafia remake lol

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·13h

Sometimes all a video game needs to do is make you feel like you’re playing a B movie version of a better movie

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

@f_a_infinityy Lick it just to make sure

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Bobson🌱Dugnutt@f_a_infinityy·11h

Owning a home is cool because you get to learn new skills like AC repair! This capacitor is toast

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

@texmeplease White parents

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tex@texmeplease·11h

telling my crying infant son i’m focusing on me right now

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John Halo@EpicMasterChief·10h

@now_thats_oscar @JohnGudmann Basically just this scene

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OSCAR@now_thats_oscar·15h

@JohnGudmann i am genuinely curious how much of the movie is actual Max Payne shit, from what i remember of ppl's criticisms it doesn't sound like a lot but still

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OSCAR@now_thats_oscar·16h

wait a second

𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯@SelectedCinema

Max Payne. 2008 / John Moore

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