Coy Modem Knight

Translation: "Hi there, it's nothing to worry about, the driver was probably pissed"! ^Div #clowns

Train starts 48 mins late due to late arrival of previous working (57 mins late) and ^Snotty and his pals don't know why and get shirty when asked to explain: typical Southern/GTR Customer Service - non-existant! #clowns

Translation: "Go away"! ^Snotty #clowns

Only Southern/GTR would divert a train TOWARDS the area of the disruption! #clowns

The day's half gone, but the number of Southern/GTR trains with reduced or no toilets at all is still increasing! #disgrace

And rising... #clowns

Only 177 'Changes to train facilities' on Southern/GTR so far today, all either reductions to or a total absence of toilet facilities: utter disgrace! #clowns

Halfwit!

Translation: "Really? I can't even be bothered to copy/paste the usual pathetic excuse about waiting for parts". ^Snotty #clowns

Translation: "Sorry, but none of us have been here long enough to remember when the people running the railway gave a shit about passengers". ^Snotty #clowns

@AndyBraben Keep up Andy!

@CoyModemKnight The 1900 did leave BTN 22 mins late, so they also found another train for that.

The train that forms the 1900 is still stuck at Nutbourne (88 mins late and counting). The chances of the 1900 running is fairly remote, I would suggest ^Snotty!

@AndyBraben Terminated at BAA.

@CoyModemKnight It might be terminating CCH. Not sure.

@AndyBraben Fair play to them, 1900 started 22 mins late, using alternative stock.

@CoyModemKnight Now on the move +94. It will terminate short of BTN, surely

TRanslation: "Based on 'every previous experience' we suggest you find another mode of transport or stay at home". ^Snotty #clowns

Translation: "Sounds like our systems are working just as we like them to work and hopefully you'll just give up in total frustration. Hope that helps". ^Snotty #clowns

Well done ^Snotty for demonstrating once again what an absolute arsewipe you are! #shithead

Translation: "Absolutely no idea"! ^Dipstick #clowns

Pointless question #2938374635373892873972628 #clowns

Well done ^Dipstick - point missed completely! #clowns