Coy Modem Knight

As much use as a glass buttock! #clowns

@AndyBraben A classic example of someone who doesn't understand what she's talking about pretending to give professional advice.

@CoyModemKnight Between ^Liv, journey planners and non existent TOC ticket validity, therecreally is zero help.

The blind leading the blind - no hope! #clowns

Well done ^LittleWilly, wrong as usual! #clowns

Translation: "What? You didn't seriously expect us to do something did you? LOL"! ^Krusty #clowns

Whhhhooooooosssshhhhhh! The sound of the actual point of the plea soaring majestically over ^Div's head! #clowns

@TAX_WELL_SPENT Usual bilge from Scottie at Southern who has no idea why your train was late. In fact it started late from Sutton because the empty stock to form it was delayed at West Croydon for ten mins with no train in front.Your train lost no more time after leaving Sutton.

No ^Van[ker], trains don't "need" to skip station stops, Thameshite are choosing to skip stops to make up a few minutes, regardless of the added inconvenience to their ususal victims. #clowns

TRanslation: "Nope"! ^TiT #clowns

"System"? Nobody told me there was a system"! ^Krusty #clowns

"Investigate", "very sorry", blah, blah, blah, but what actually ever changes at Southern/GTR? Nothing bar the date! #despicable

@Lily_Lil_Lil The 1624 from Victoria was cancelled on Monday, if that helps?

Well done Southern/GTR for reaching over 100 trains with reduced or no toilet facilities before 0700 in the morning! What an absolute disgrace. Do they give a shit? No, and neither can you! #tossers

Spot on! #clowns

No ^TiT, being stranded for two hours with no information isn't due to a trespass incident, it's due to total incompetence at Southern/GTR! #clowns

If Jason's looking for someone "in the know", he's come to the wrong place!

@AndyBraben You won't be able to say that in three weeks time.

@CoyModemKnight Incompetence. All day every day at GTR!

That's an easy one ^TiT, the usual incompetence. #clowns

@AndyBraben Quite possibly!

@CoyModemKnight Does ^Will think there's a train every 10 mins on that line?

Hahaha! Trains are starting from Edenbridge and the train before that one left at 1604! #clowns