Craig Neild

@OfficialPVFC If we’re not careful here, we could be in trouble at the end of the season.

90+3' Wycombe score a fourth. #PVFCLive | 4-0

Got my ticket for Chelsea! Looking forward to a trip to West London to see super Vale away!

What are you having for your Friday Night Dinner?

@S26PHY My brain has still exploded 🤣 luckily I’m back on 170’s and 158’s to Crewe next week.

@CraigNeild Ooh, exciting times though! I think if I'd have come off freight straight to 800s my brain may have exploded 🤣

What a week… Mentally, it’s been a lot! The kind of week where imposter syndrome creeps in loud, making you question everything you thought you knew about yourself. Going from being the person who knew anything worth knowing about a Class 66, to feeling like the one scrambling to keep up in a 222 was honestly humbling… and pretty overwhelming. @heather_waugh delivered the training perfectly. Having someone you admire by your side in those moments makes all the difference, and her being there as I moved my first ever 222 made that full-circle milestone even more poignant. Yes, I cried. Again 🥹😭 I’m still exhausted. Still processing. But also proud, because showing up when you feel like you’re not enough is no small thing, and I need to remember that. Imposter syndrome might have been loud this week… but it didn’t win 💙🩵

@zara_praise Yorkshire tea

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@SoVeryBritish Simmer down

Favourite British way of telling someone to be calm? Mine is “settle down”

I know absolutely nothing about football finance but that is a huge loss every week. Grateful for the Shanahans for their backing because without them, we are out of business. There’s got to be something done to make it more sustainable in the long term

@reformparty_uk Thought politics were supposed to be kept out of football?

Farage Number 10. ⚽️

@floboflo Where’s the giant inflatable Easter bunny? What a disc race

I went to St Paul’s Cathedral today and was shocked to see no mention of Easter on it. There used to be massive signs saying Happy Easter on its big roof back in the day. I shall be boycotting the church until it recognises that England is a Christian nation. Disgusted!!!!!!

@bushontheradio Bread and butter pudding. Dense as concrete but delicious

What household item / thing / food would be a good temporary filling for a pot hole in the street?

@TowersStreet @altontowers Don’t understand why they’ve allowed it to get like this. When I worked there, all of the maintenance was done over the winter, had great fun adding and removing the minetrain as well as the filthiest job in the world; replacing the rapids conveyor chains. Such a shame

It seems that Oblivion may be closed for some time, as it has now been added to the ride availability page on the @altontowers website, along with the Runaway Mine Train, Skyride, Monorail, Battle Galleons and Congo River Rapids which have yet to open for the 2026 season.

My daughters football team had not scored a single goal all season. Today it finally clicked and they won 4-1. So happy for them all as they have worked so hard in every game. Here’s hoping @OfficialPVFC can overcome Bolton against the odds this afternoon.

A big purple thing with a big purple thing. Just about getting my head around them now.

@MasculinityAce I’m yet to find a plumber that can turn up on time. That’s the biggest lie.

P0RN has lied to you for years and you never noticed. The 5 biggest LIES of P0RN. A thread.

@OfficialPVFC Sums our season up perfectly. Look good going forward, terrible defensively and when we look good defensively, we struggle in attack. Roll on next season.

FULL TIME Defeat on the road. #PVFCLive | 3-2

My car has decided that as its MOT is due soon, it’s time to throw a wobbler. Not a minor one this time, looks like I need a new head gasket, timing belt and water pump for good measure. Fucking cosmic. ☹️

@PolitlcsUK Bet he had an opinion different to this when Gary Lineker was accused of something similar

🚨 WATCH: Richard Tice responds to reports he avoided nearly £600,000 in tax "There is a moral imperative now in the UK that we shouldn't just pay tax as required, but you're a naughty person unless you pay the maximum tax you could possibly pay"

@NotFarLeftAtAll Got to be Ai, no parent would film this rather than attend to their child, and definitely wouldn’t post their most vulnerable moment on the internet for all to see.

😢 He needed to go to the toilet and his teacher said he should have gone in break time … he couldn’t hold it and all his class laughed at him 🤬

@TowersStreet @davidwalliams Is the sign meant to be that filthy?

Despite rumours that it may be leaving the park, the World of @davidwalliams remains open.