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@anne_theriault @christinaemoss Birthright citizenship is largely an Americas thing. It comes from English common law but isn’t even maintained by the current law in the UK en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli

@ghosttowns6 Elisha ben Abuya ate a bacon cheeseburger every day (on horseback on saturdays) after entering pardes 🍔

Unless they do that specifically everyday to spite G-d, then they’re hardcore religious

I feel like Jews who go out of their way to have like a bacon cheeseburger on YK are actually more religious than they think they are, because the non religious thing to do would just be treat the day exactly like any other day

@jewishmemequeen I’d be getting hangry by second 10

36 second tekiah gedolah. Holy Ram!

@terraloire back in my day pizza was ordered by phone, so you couldn’t confirm the order until you’d heard yourself say the toppings out loud

I accidentally ordered a cursed pizza. When I was choosing the toppings it sounded good.… it’s horrible, and if I say the toppings out loud it’s like “of course that’s horrible”. Cursed.

@Sean_YYZ What makes them so? What is the technical difference between RMs and counties, other than being in urban vs rural areas?

dunno why Toronto’s two Russia supporters picked this Ukrainian Independence Day to rally for their cause in front of the US consulate, but they were confronted

if I hadn’t been invited to a wedding at the King Edward I wouldn’t know which King Edward it was named after. And honestly I’d be pissed off if it was VIII

@ksituan Was this before or after Vaughan changed its municipal slogan from “the city above Toronto”

Hard to pick a single favourite graphic that I made in my time on payroll for a polling company, but this one is up there.

@MerriamWebster Sorry but the dictionary table will “look well in your home or office”? Do you guys know the difference between “well” as an adjective and “well” as an adverb?

It's important to state your needs.

@MerriamWebster “High level”, cause it sounds like it means important but it just means vague.

What is the most overused word in your industry? Let it out.

this is what I want for my remains when I die

@FalconryFinance haha I actually follow that falconer on Instagram so I got confused which app I was on for a minute here

He's helping me spot deals

@tonyzaret you’re literally basing your financial advice on Borgen now 🙄

@cringeyetfree @tonyzaret The Constitution of Ireland says this is valid clickbait and you're being pedantic.

@tonyzaret I hate to say it but this #business theory has been #debunked by top economists - there exists no such job in Ireland. You will, however, be paid over $1000 if you are elected as Taoiseach

this is AT LEAST the second prime minister named Trudeau to get separated while in office

@abdulmujeeb_aj @MerriamWebster Three are common nouns (the animal) and three are proper nouns (the city) being used as noun modifiers, so in a sense adjectives.

@MerriamWebster That's some eight buffalos there. How many are nouns?

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” The above sentence actually means something and is grammatically correct. Come with us on this journey where the buffalo roam.

@MerriamWebster No, it's not grammatically correct, though it would be without the comma. A comma doesn't belong between subject and predicate (unless it's one of two commas bracketing an unessential clause).

@jamesconsidin16 @MerriamWebster “Cat,” spoke Anne, “Wash!” homestarrunner.com/sbemails/146-p… (click on the email sign-off after the rap part if you’re not familiar with h*r)

@MerriamWebster Spokane- If you call it Spo-cane we’ll hit you with a pine tree. Credit to David Letterman’s top 10 from way back in the 90’s.

What word or phrase *should* be your city’s motto?

At least now people will stop calling twitter “the bird app”. That one always bothered me, probably bothered @Team_eBird and @MerlinBirdID too

I can’t make sense of this, who are these thots stockwell day is tweeting about?