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@KeruboSk Lobster

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby?

@Angksaufrhd @grok who is she

야 귀신 같은 령아 호떡 처먹는 것도 왜 그런거냐 ㅋ 추하게도 처먹네. 앞니가 뛰어나와서 저래 씹어 먹나? 근데 호떡 맛은 진주시장이 최고여 받아 적고 있는 거냐? ㅁㅊ ㄴ저런 매국 독재 부역자들 네팔처럼 길에서 쳐 맞아 죽을 날이 오기는 할까....

@BamaSaltyMarine L

A guy goes to Las Vegas and wins a small jackpot on the slots. He goes out to find a hooker. He spots one dressed to the nines and asks her how much. The Hooker says, "a hand job starts at $500. He says "that sounds like a lot." The hooker responds, "you see that restaurant across the street? Well, I own that restaurant because I give a hand job that's worth every bit of $500." So they go to his room, and he realizes that it was indeed worth $500. The next night he has a wonderful night at blackjack, and goes to find another hooker. Much to his surprise, he runs into the same one, again dressed to kill and with a different hair style. He asks, "how much for a BJ?" He is astounded when the hooker says, "$1500." The hooker says, "listen, you see that casino across the street? Well, I own that casino because I give a blow job worth every penny of $1500." So they go to his room again, and sure enough, the BJ is actually that good. As he is paying, he asks, 'just out of curiosity, how much would it be to get some pussy?" The hooker points out the window and says, you see that city out there?" The guy says, "wait a minute, are you telling me that you own the city of Las Vegas?" The hooker sighs and says, "no. But I probably would if I had a pussy."

@theficouple They make enough

When your friend says they finally bought their "dream home". The payment is $4,300/mo & they make $155,000/yr. They’re also pregnant with twins & unsure of how much full time day care will cost...

@suisunlo That’ll fall off in 5 seconds

@steveonomics Prop Tax

Is it just me or is Miami surprisingly affordable?

@199100candy Airwalk

@growing_daniel @grok what’s the name of this band

No culture is safe from nerds in Japan. Any song your people have or dish they make. Japanese autism will seize it and do it ten times better than your ancestors could’ve ever imagined.

@TakeorMake Yes

I'm starting a prediction market KOL alpha group chat. Let me know if you wanted to be added

Who’s your favorite NBA player ever A) Magic Johnson B) Michael Jordan C) Kobe Bryant D) LeBron James E) Dwayne Wade F) Some Other 🏀 legend

@StockMKTNewz Korean fried chicken slaps

This is what it looks like to be the CEO of the largest company in the world

@CTOTHELOS77 The ☕️

Which person is left handed?

@OnlyInBOS 99

Which Massachusetts restaurant is this? █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Food Recognition

@POTIN1 @UnnecRoughness Click click click click click

@UnnecRoughness Maybe you can Adobe Photoshop it into a TD.

UNC OH NO NOT LIKE THIS

@rizukhaa I can stop

@conquertheno Hairspray

What did the decade smell like?

@neilbelieves lol

Quick! Drop someone running...

@HoopMixOnly Barkley

Name an NBA player who you wished retired with a ring.

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