Tim

Wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card.

Just casually watching a lady in the metro remove the security devices from the merchandise she just clearly stole.

@columnatedrunes Like, click, and subscribe to the apocalypse!

More even than the USA's rapid descent into full totalitarianism, watching our entire economy continue to bet on AI is testing the limits of my sanity. My hope is that these two things collide, each obliterating the other in a sort of karmic ouroboros. Is that too much to ask?

C’mon, ⁦@CNN⁩. Now you’re just trolling.

@columnatedrunes Seems a little aggressive for sparkling water.

If I were a competitive athlete this would be one of my sponsor. Also Celestial Seasonings Bengal Spice

What do you think this is supposed to tell me about the doctor’s office?

ChatGPT literally just made me lol in a nice restaurant 🤣 @OpenAI

Dude is busted. Making fake returns to his own credit card before the store was open. He’s denying the whole thing.

After 25 minutes, he’s finally getting to the point that my dude is in trouble. Most patronizing conversation ever. Laying out the facts at this point.

I’m literally listening to a @Hoka retail employee getting interrogated for a loss prevention case in plain public. This is the worse kind of poor HR mismanagement. Considering to tell the dude not to answer any more questions without a lawyer.

Bonus tip for the term “the Biden intervention”. Seems like the appropriate label for his term.

There really is no competition for the worst proofreaders. ⁦@CNN⁩ is consistently the clear winner.

@Chase is perpetuation insurance scams again! Chase travel is unable to provide proof of trip cancellation booked through their portal, but Chase benefits require proof of cancellation to submit a valid claim. Hmmm catch 22? 🤔

There will be a major cult movement within the next three years. Just putting this into the ether of the internet so I can say, “I told you so” later.

@dreamwisp Tom has always been, and will continue to be, the proverbial man.

@sama Please not hands. Please not hands.

what should we give it for a birthday present...

whoa ChatGPT's 2nd birthday is next month!

@columnatedrunes Now do socks.

I purchased a pair of pants that is fancier than any I have owned in my life so far, and I have to say that they are worth the money. Never had pants fit like this before. Literal fancy pants. Like valet parking for my legs. I understand the hype now

@GeoffOtis 🤦‍♂️

The rule in the house is if I step on a Lego, I throw it out, which is tough cause sometimes I step on a really cool one but if we don't have strength in our convictions what do we have? RIP wolverine mask

@columnatedrunes Great film.

I need to rewatch The Master. It’s been a few years. That scene at the end where PSH sings “Slow Boat to China” has popped into my head repeatedly recently, and I have no idea why. PTA has had so much to say about the ways in which the 20th Century warped the American mind.