Michael W

My Linkedin account got hacked and my DM to you keeps failing. Anything you can do @LinkedInHelp

@espn Bad take

THIS PHOTO IS COLD 🥶

@DagoSupremacy Any proposed alternatives to plastic bags?

I have never cooked a single thing sous vide in my life.

@MasculinePeak Not a 1 size fits all answer. "Readiness" should be based upon experiencing enough life situations (women, dating, likes/dislikes in partner) and ability to self-analyze such situations critically. Through this process, maturity, i.e "readiness" is developed.

Magnesium is the closest thing to a miracle pill that we have today: > Lowers your stress > Relaxes your muscles > Gives you quality sleep > Strengthens your bones Why aren’t you taking magnesium?

@HawkeyeFootball Stick this directly into my veins

This is Hawkeye Country.

@TheDailyShow We've been listening to @joerogan for the past 4.5 years, you watched a 1 minute smear clip. We are not the same.

“When Joe Rogan says, ‘I wasn't being racist. I was just being entertaining.’ - No, Joe, I think you were using racism to try to be entertaining.” -Trevor unpacks Rogan's N-word and Planet of the Apes apologies

If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.

“This [pandemic] is going to be remembered by the younger generation as a catastrophic moral crime." -@BariWeiss

"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." | Voltaire

RIP king @NancyTracker

@BallChampions1 @stoolpresidente Breaking Points

@stoolpresidente genuine curiosity for followers here: what is the most objective, unbiased media outlet in your opinion?

Fox News 1 billion percent biased. Everybody knows that. Somehow NBC, CNN, abc etc aren’t seen in same light but are just as bad. It all sucks. And I’d go on any of them if they asked but they won’t.

Fauci and the NIH literally used US taxpayers' money to fund 'gain of function' research in Wuhan - that would potentially make coronaviruses more infectious and transmissible to humans. But the media has convinced you 'the unvaccinated' are the villains. yahoo.com/now/nih-admits…

Stop killing yourself over a job that will replace you in 30 minutes if you left.

👀👀 yahoo.com/entertainment/…

@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente @barstoolchicago I’m an office broker in Chicago. Let’s chat.

.@stoolpresidente truly could not believe THIS is the @barstoolchicago office

I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine.

@HerculeanStren1 @TO_Fo_Sho is this Cam’s apartment?

This is ok

direct correlation between people who would consider facebook their main social media channel and people who haven’t moved 50+ miles away from the town they went to high school in