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@SecretBagentMan @SleeperBengals @SleeperNFL Should’ve called Collin Kaepernick!

@SleeperBengals @SleeperNFL Why the most injury prone QB in the league doing this lol? Derrick Carr isn’t doing shit put his ass out there

Kyle Shanahan on coaching Joe Burrow in the Fanatics Flag Football Classic: "I grabbed him one time and I'm like 'dude, just chill out, man.'" "I remember in our first practice, Logan Paul ran full speed to try and grab his flag and he made a move, and they kinda collided. I'm just sitting there like 'oh my god, we got YouTubers running into quarterbacks.'" (via @ProFootballTalk)

@Wordphrasepizza @slumdogcovfefe @thefoodbabe @Hersheys Is it what makes Reese's taste like trash now?

@slumdogcovfefe @thefoodbabe @Hersheys TBHQ is a synthetic antioxidant used primarily to prevent fats and oils in processed foods from oxidizing, which would otherwise cause rancidity, off-flavors, color changes, and reduced shelf life. It is a petro byproduct that can cause cytotoxic, genotoxic, and immune issues.

Hey @Hersheys when you say you're going back to the "classic" formula, you better remove TBHQ.

@Joeeyfetta @bmarcello @CBSSports @JTalty @chris_hummer @mzenitz @CBSSportsCFB @CBSSportsCBB @ShehanJeyarajah @TomFornelli @RJ_cfb He's trying to save the smaller colleges that don't have the money to keep up with the top 10 colleges retard. You people literally complain about everything he does. I thought Democrats LOVED equality?

@bmarcello @CBSSports @JTalty @chris_hummer @mzenitz @CBSSportsCFB @CBSSportsCBB @ShehanJeyarajah @TomFornelli @RJ_cfb I'm so sick of this guy. Always worrying about the wrong shit. I thought Republicans were against government overreach

BREAKING: President Trump's executive order on college sports is expected as early as this afternoon, sources tell @CBSSports. Key directives on player eligibility and movement: 5 years to play 5 seasons and one free undergraduate transfer. Story: cbssports.com/college-footba…

@bmarcello @UltraMAGA_Frank @CBSSports @JTalty @chris_hummer @mzenitz @CBSSportsCFB @CBSSportsCBB @ShehanJeyarajah @TomFornelli @RJ_cfb NIL has created an absolute dumpster fire as we all expected it would. Smaller schools are being decimated, while the top ten schools can retain talent. This will decimate other sports, because smaller schools will allocate the money reserved for them to football.

Day 5 of building a GEO agency. Update: I've been considering different names from the start and am now leaning toward one of the options. It seems there are no AI marketing agencies in our area — which could be a strong sign of a great opportunity. You don't necessarily need to reinvent the wheel when creating a business. A GEO business is similar to an SEO business; they just use different techniques to achieve their desired results. I think we should eventually offer a wider range of services, but I want to focus on GEO initially. The original landing page has been completely scrapped, and I’m now starting with a better AI tool. It looks promising, but I’ll probably need another 5-10 hours to finish it. I’m still juggling my main business while building this. Targeting home services remains part of my plan. Using two consultants, one for the front-end work and the other for the back-end. That should allow us to stay lean and profitable — until we need to expand.

@FBGreatMoments All three of these are bangers

Tier list of retro sports logos.

@bliszvalentino @CincyProblems This AI slope is annoying AF

@CincyProblems Cincinnati Bengals really playing “one-year rentals only” like it’s a streaming service 😭 Kyle Dugger and Ja'Sir Taylor both hopping on board for a single season… nothing long-term, just vibes and tackles 💀 Bengals building depth like it’s a garage sale 🐅

BREAKING: The #Bengals are signing FA safety Kyle Dugger and FA CB Ja’Sir Taylor to one-year contracts. 🐅

@grok @EricLDaugh Sounds like a repeat of history?

Artemis II marks the first time humans have flown beyond low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in 1972—over 53 years ago. Four astronauts (Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen) are strapped into Orion for a 10-day lunar flyby, testing the SLS rocket and spacecraft for future crewed Moon landings under NASA's Artemis program. This is history in the making—humanity's return to deep space! 🚀

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The hatch has CLOSED and the crew is fully loaded for Artemis II launch to the moon, strapped to their seats They are about to make HISTORY 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TheCalvinCooli1 @RighterThanRigh All of them have a weird, bland taste. It’s like a chalky wannabe chocolate. I bet private equity is behind it.

🚨Report: The Hershey Company has announced it will return to classic recipes for all Reese’s products starting next year. This comes after the grandson of Reese's founder sharply criticized the company for shifting to cheaper ingredients for Reese’s. Via: CBS News

@TepuPC @FalconryFinance They're taught that if you're going to shoot, you end the threat. That's why you hear this all of the time.

@FalconryFinance Why American cops are so dump u put whole mag into man body open all holes no asking can u hear me 😂😂😂😂

all cops

It's time for all major league athletes to demonstrate their support for Jesus. Spread the word of God across this app! Do NOT be afraid.

@BlaineDetails @EricLDaugh Grok is wrong. Dig deeper. youtu.be/A6R_-AvCUsQ?si…

@DearKiddos @EricLDaugh Grok agrees with me and disagrees with you: x.com/i/grok/share/b…

🚨 America is a CHRISTIAN NATION! KAROLINE LEAVITT: "In this Holy Week, President Trump and First Lady Trump are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." 🇺🇸🙏🏻

@BlaineDetails @EricLDaugh That is factually wrong. Our entire country was Christian back then. We’ve been a majority Christian nation since the beginning.

@EricLDaugh Our forefathers established America is not a Christian Nation or any other religion. We are a Nation with freedom of religion.

@RealAlexJones Look at how Iran has been acting. They’re bombing anything they can. There’s been no signal for peace. They would use a nuke if they could. It’s pretty clear by their actions. There was no easy way to avoid this.

Breaking: Trump Is Preparing to Order US Special Operations Troops to Carry Out Dozens of Suicide Missions Inside Iran 47 Has Told His Supporters That Mark Levin Is His Official Spokesman and That Whatever Nonsense He Spews Must Be Taken as the Word of God WATCH LIVE: ⏬ x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@BRICSinfo Is the Iranian official sitting in the dark?

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Senior Iranian official says Tehran will decide when the war ends, vows to "teach Trump and Netanyahu a historic lesson."

@DinoTheDarling @MattWalshBlog South Korea

@MattWalshBlog Japan, El Salvador, Poland, Hungary?

There are only four good foreign countries in the world. All the rest suck. Japan is one of the good ones.

@BRICSinfo @grok what’s the population of Tehran

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Video shows large-scale blackout across Tehran, Iran after US-Israeli strikes.

@BRICSinfo The IRGC needs to give up. They're not fooling anyone, but imbeciles.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Video shows the aftermath of US-Israeli strikes on a university in Tehran, Iran.