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Donald Trump watching me trade without insider information

Life after switching from ChatGPT to Claude.

[ DOOMER ] MEEK MILL RAISES $35M ROUND LED BY A16Z FOR NEW AI-POWERED PREDICTION MARKET PLATFORM "MILL MARKETS": FORTUNE

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

Consider that the dumbest people you know are repeatedly being told "You're absolutely right!" by LLMs.

rest in piss bozo

Who else is excited for another week in paradise 🙌

“Hey boss can I take PTO”

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

If your friend group is not actively discussing - Retardmaxxing - Energy drinks - Blackjack - Slots - Gambling - Zyns - Benjamin Netanyahu - being racist - Peptides You need new friends

@0xBertucci Nahh

@DefiZeus U running openclaw?

All the AI agent stuff progressing like crazy WLFI just launched AgentPay SDK, a massive move to infiltrate that market - AgentPay SDK: open-source toolkit for AI agents to self-custody and transact USD1 with local signing + rules - Plugs into Claude/Cursor, EVM-compatible, zero data to WLFI, powers autonomous agent payments Anyone who’s not trying to get into the AI space right now is completely wrong

@CrypticBaal 💩

@DefiZeus Damn lol now give us a NCAAB parlay bruh

@BrooklynWinsTV Nah not really tbh never been a college sports guy

@DefiZeus You not betting march madness fam?

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

conspiracy theorists are back to back winning we can’t take any more winning.

I won’t have time to jump on pc and send the slip but i took USA -1.5 in the WBC Final They just held the best offense in history to 1 run they’re gonna dominate Venezuela Tail me on Roo: roobet.com/?ref=defizeus

“I can’t find a job” “The job market is tough right now” Look harder.

@shillking1 @worldlibertyfi Na

@DefiZeus @worldlibertyfi You holding wif?

USD1 🤝 Prediction Markets Its obvious that prediction markets are blowing up This is a big move @worldlibertyfi is making into that space and I’m sure it won’t be the last

@0xBertucci @worldlibertyfi Hell no

@DefiZeus @worldlibertyfi Ape back into $0x0 bro