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Every dude who can’t afford a real AP right now:

Mother’s Day: Divorced Dads today:

OKC got 7-FOOTERS flopping 😭

JUST IN: People in at least three U.S. states are reportedly being monitored for possible hantavirus exposure.

if youre in saas pivot to killing yourself

A Pokémon fan has traded his Audi R8 for a card collection estimated to be worth $140,000 The collector said it included around $75,000 worth of sealed products and $65,000 in single cards

We really on borrowed time. Choose people that choose you, & let everyone else be.

saylor selling so i just stabled everything and off ramped. called everyone in my group chats a faggot and left

This is interesting to say the least • Filed a defamation lawsuit against Justin Sun over $WLFI claims. • Justin allegedly bought locked tokens, then positioned $300M to short before launch. • His wallet was frozen over alleged contract breaches, followed by public/legal attacks. Justin Sun turning back into the villain character?

JUST IN: McDonalds lowers the price of McDouble to $2.50 nationwide

If you bought Coal on Runescape 1 year ago you outperformed Ethereum

Life is so much better when the coins are pumping

Delete 99.8% of your online presence from the internet. Here’s a step-by-step guide:

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner

JAMAL CAIN BAPTIZES JALEN DUREN

we have to start k*lling people who say Bron ain’t the goat brah

LEBRON JAMES LOB TO BRONNY JAMES FATHER & SON ALLEY-OOP. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

“AI will replace you” Me who already replaced myself with Claude:

JUST IN: New York City public urination complaints have reportedly surged 50% so far in 2026.

[ ZOOMER ] NEW YORK SUES COINBASE AND GEMINI FOR VIOLATING STATE LAW, ACCORDING TO COURT RECORDS: RTRS